saved

Someone who is Saved® has accepted Jesus as his or her personal Saviour and tithes to Landover Baptist or one of its subsidiaries. Those who are Saved(r) are the Lord's annointed or the "elect" and are assured of heaven in the hereafter.

He is Saved® and on his way to Glory.

by Edward Forester January 1, 2006

save a little bit

to steal a small amount of weed from your friends bag is the act of saving a little bit.

cameron=what the fuck happened to my weed i know there was more in there my bag did you save a little bit?

jeeve=did i?

by jeffrey bjorkman February 18, 2008

cream saver

After a girl get ass fucked, she shits out blood and cum mixed together in a creamy swirl.

Kevin fucked my ass so hard last night that I shat out a cream saver this morning!

by Javier Raul "dirty" Sanchez July 8, 2010

Saves The Day

a really good emo band with a mediocre new cd but still damn goodness that brings tears to my eyes

Yo I saw Saves The Day and they owned your mom

by cookie monster pete June 22, 2004

The Screen Savers

A computer-help show on TechTV, with hosts Leo Laporte and Patrick Norton. Airs Mon-Fri at 7 pm e/p 6 pm central. Join their LAN party POWERED BY NVIDIA every Thursday

After watching The Screen Savers, I realized how little I know about computers.

by Rob Sessler December 17, 2003

nice save

When someone gets themselfs out of trouble, that they've gotten themselfs into

"And then I broke in....to my own house!"

"Nice save"

by Kiyasarin August 2, 2016

Saved By The Bell

"Saved by the Bell"

1) A situation where someone is in a situation which they dislike, and then something external to that situation happens which, subsequently, gets the person in that situation out of it. Usually just in time.

2) Cheesy 80's sitcom based in an All-American High School setting.

1)
BOSS: "Miranda, after you've filed those reports I gave you, I want you to come into my office and lick my scrotum."
MIRANDA: "But Sir, I'm on overtime alrea--"
BOSS: "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, BITCH."
<enter; boss's boss>
BOSS'S BOSS: "BOSS, I'd like to see you in my office, please."
<exit; boss and boss's boss>
MIRANDA: "Phew, 'saved by the bell' I guess."

2)
GEEK: "Hey Jeremy, wanna come to my house after school n watch 'Saved by the Bell'?"
JEREMY: "Fuck you, geek. My dick has an appointment with my girlfriend's throat. Seeya!"

by Stuart Fletcher November 6, 2004