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Slug Slide

When a man ejaculates a huge load on his sex partners chest, and then with the speed and agility of a well trained Ninja, spins around and slams his pink sock into the love puddle. He then drags his pink sock through the puddle and down her chest and inserts it into her gaping vagina. (If at this time she gets pregnant you are bound to nickname your child slugger).
I did not know a girl could get pregnant after a slug slide, guess I was wrong.
by OPIE1970 March 8, 2010
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Carpet Sliders

The most sexually satisfying children's toy of our generation. They slide so smoothly across the carpet it feels like you're having sex. Also called, "sex sliders."
I almost reached climax when I played with my carpet sliders.
by DiggabaVaginas1234 March 7, 2011
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Bong Sliding

To smoke marijuana out of a bong slide due to the lack of other available smoking apparati
James: "Dude let's get stoned. Give me the bong or some papers."

Cole: "Bong's broken and no papers to be found, bro."

James: "Looks like we're going bong sliding tonight"
by The Big Cheese July 8, 2012
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Rukt Slide

A term used in competitive Pokemon when the move Rock Slide flinches you two times in a row. Coined by Ambient League player Rukt, who lost a ULC match to this happening. The odds of a Rukt Slide happening are about 7%.
Wow I can't beleive I just lost that game to a Rukt Slide.
by Taide June 22, 2018
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Crackpipe twirly slide

Going down the twirly slide" is a fun metaphor for hitting rock bottom
"That bitch is on the crackpipe twirly slide man, don't let her in your house, she'll steal your shit. Did you hear how she sold her kidney for a hit?"
by Jokermachine December 17, 2011
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Home run slider

When a guy is talking a crap sitting on the toilet and another person (girl or guy) sits on his lap and also takes a crap. The crap then slides down the guys dick and plops in the toilet
This girl gave me a home run slider last night and it felt good
by jhofosho#44 March 29, 2015
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Twin Cities Slider

A hand job lubricated with mustard (definitely not dijon). Also known as the TC Slider. Similar to the Kansas City Slider (KC Slider).
My girl is so kanky she gave me a Twin Cities Slider in the bathroom at the Metrodome.
by K. Puckett July 19, 2006
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