skateboarder

A person who chose a cool sport instead of putting on a jockstrap and jumping all over men.

It's cool how skateboarders don't jump all over men like football jocks.

by XFS November 9, 2003

Tampa Bay Salted Pretzel

While engaged in Anal sex on a beach the man pulls his penis out of the girls ass rubs it in the sand and shoves it back in her ass.

John gave her a Tampa Bay salted pretzel on the beach last night. That will teach her not to back talk him.

by pho_phizzat June 11, 2008

skate poser

any person that feeds off of skateboarding culture for social status or sees a relation between how cool someone looks and, how good they skate. these people mostly shop at Journey's Pacsun and Tilly's posers usually wear merchandise from Etnies, DC, Nike 6.0, Element and some vans. the typical poser, when confronted with the oppurtunity to ride a skateboard, switches out their dirtiest shoes so the others dont get dirty. If you suck at skating or havent skated in a while, your not a poser as long as you enjoy the activity and its culture unlike posers who disrespect skateboarding and see as a style and not a way of life

Skate Poser walks into a skate shop, Poser: do you guys sell DC shoes. Skater: no way we have fallens Poser: never mind those are ugly.

by phil mai kracken June 2, 2010

Slatered

An electrical device that has been in some way or another fiddled with by Richard Slater

My PC won't work I think it's been Slatered

by Wh1stl3r May 19, 2010

skate foot

Shoes (most of the time skateboard shoes) with torn laces, blown out toe, holes in the soles, fraying stich lines and perhaps Shoe Goo

Person A) Wow look at that boys shoes!

Person B) yeah he's got some real skate foot going on there.

by Austin Graves April 26, 2006

AC Slatering

When you sit backwards on the shitter, and take a disgusting diahrrea dragon dump like AC Slater sat on his chair in saved by the Bell.

Arby's decided that on Metsrefugees, he would put a video of himself AC Slatering. Sadly, his large girth prevented him from effectively accomplishing the maneuver, and some shit hit the floor.

by danman1202 December 27, 2007

skate poser

Any one who thinks some skaters are gay because of the brand of clothing they r wearing. They usually suck and give other skaters shit to cover up the fact that they suck. they also usually brag about what they can do and then cant do it when you ask to see it. Some Skate Posers wear skate stuff but dont skate.

Skate Poser: Dude i Tre flipped 12 Stairs the other day
Skater: Really lets See it
Skate Poser: nah Im too tired

Skater: Nice Lakais do you skate in them
Skate Poser: Nah I dont skate i just wear them so people think im cool

by Clayton Rawles January 15, 2008