Side Saddle

Leaving a turd beside the seat of the toilet.

He left a side saddle at that bitches house

by kobiek June 6, 2010

Saddlecrack

a nickname given to a school located in Santa Ana, CA called Saddleback. Saddlecrack is used to show a rather poignant dislike for the school mainly because they do not exceed particularly well in sports or academics.

Man, we're playing Saddlecrack tomorrow.

by Joe the hoe fo show May 11, 2009

Dirty Saddleback

When you and your partner are having sex, one partner gets into doggy style receiving position while the other partner gets on top of the other partner as a person might mount a horse. They then continue to defecate upon their partner's back and slide the feces around all over the partner's back. The slop upon their back and the other partner's genital area resembles a saddle.

Katie: I was having sex with Joe last night, and went into doggy position when suddenly he got on top of me and pulled a dirty saddleback!

Sally: Oh my gawd! I wish Stan would do that. So hot!!

by dirtysaddlebacker March 28, 2011

saddler

A stunning example of the female species, an attractive lady, a girl who will turn heads. Derived from the verb "saddle".

Was there many saddlers in the pub last night?

by Ian July 18, 2003

soggy saddlebags

labia majora displaying a particularly high moisture reading

when ferreting twixt her legs, he was pleasantly surprised to discover well stimulated soggy saddlebags

by The Bard January 3, 2007

Side Saddle

An awkward or unorthodox method of sitting in a chair due to one's hemmerhoids flaring up.

Adam sits side saddle while typing at work

by Bakar April 25, 2004

Blazing Saddles

While fornicating with a fine biddy, pour tabasco on your dick and make the bitch ride your cock.

I took this chick back to my farmhouse and let her ride my blazing saddles.

by BitchNigga12675 March 8, 2011