shwonking

To be joking or kidding.

"Omg I was totally shwonking about that dress on you, it looks horrible."

by Symoniebologna December 13, 2008

shwonko

Shwonko, a joint with shag.
The upper half filled with pure weed, the lower half filled with shag. You can still smoke a pure joint (half) after that there is only shag. Less weed, but still a pure joint.

dude, share the shwonko man!

i can't get enough of this shwonko

by some genious May 1, 2012

shwonked

Being of a very drunk state, one person drinking substantial amounts of alcoholic beverages, also known as visiting 'shwonky town'.

Bob got so shwonked he visited shwonky town and there's no going back.

by ShwonkedGeeza September 23, 2016

Shonky Gift Tactician

Yeay! 'Tis a fellow that impart nowt but the most worthless gifts upon another, whilst sporting a sincere smile of benevolence.

That Fuckwit is a Shonky Gift Tactician, he sucks balls.

by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003

shwockey

a stupid person; a fool; an idiot!

he dropped the glass and it smashed..what a shwockey

by Marie Pearson June 26, 2007

shdonkey

means to tell someone else to shut up!

Jessica, your a Shdonkey!...

or

Shut the Shdonkey.

by Jessica and Wendy August 1, 2007

Shvonking

When your in the school marching band...You've just finished a game in December and your feet are numb from the cold. You can't even tell that your putting your feet on the ground.

Kevin: I'm totally shvonking right now, i cant feel my feet.

Amanda: I know! They're so numb i cant even tell I'm moving!

by Drummerchik December 2, 2009