Shannon Smasher

When you get so rough fucking a chick up the arse, you accidentally rip her a new hole internally.
Me and the missus got so wild last week, she was loving it, but i got carried away and did the old Shannon smasher . Shes now in the hospital getting fixed back up..
by Sweaty pants January 13, 2021
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shannon-drunk

a severe intoxication level (ranging from 0.2-death) where the participant obnoxiously attempts to fornicate with any and all surrounding individuals of the opposite sex, while also incoherently texting and/or sexting other innocent victims who also have no further intention of committing to, or subsiding to a later encounter
That girl was so shannon-drunk last night she was dry humping the toaster.
by The G2 Ladies February 07, 2014
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shannon creek

a very dirty place, between the legs of a very dirty girl
Dude 1: "hey man i heard you went down to shannon creek last night"

Dude 2: "I dont wanna talk about it"
by peteypablo204 December 09, 2009
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shannon

shannon cheats on her husband to be a hoe
by bahablast November 17, 2019
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Shannon Odom

As defined in the novel Baylor Ball, she consistently falls just behind the coolest kid(Ki), due to her issue of randomly bursting into laughter while being cross-eyed. Her sporadic, wriggling fingers also deserve kudos as well. Due to this unfortunate nature, she struggles dealing with the reputation of being the #2 coolest person in the world by her group of friends.

-The Fall of Shannon Odom- <Chapter 2>
It happened again. Never did she realize it would occur right now. Here. In the final dance-off between her ultimate rival, Ki.
by 12bigreader February 27, 2009
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James Shannon

Uses make-up all the time. He also uses lipstick and tanning cream. He tries to impress the guys at Selwyn House because he wears make-up.
James 'I went to Barbados'
Kid 'No you didn't'
James 'Yes I did'
Kid 'I can see your tanning cream, it's not even put on properly.'
by anonymous February 18, 2005
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Shannon Brown

Synonymous to FML, Fuck My Life and Fail

Origin: Shannon Brown's dunks in the 2010 NBA Dunk Contest
- "Did you watch the NBA Contest?"
- "Yeah. Shannon Brown..."

- "I just stepped in my dog's piss after I picked up his crap. Shannon Brown."
by Phil PhanG February 14, 2010
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