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shtome

“Yo Nate, can I tap the shtome?”
by PortaJohn February 18, 2023
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Beaner Shtink

1. A really smelly Mexican; 2. A Latin person who smells awful; 3. Describes the stench of someone by comparing them to a Latin person, usually a Mexican
"You smell that beaner shtink over there? Fuck."
"I know, he smells like ass, holy shit"
"How you know what ass smells like?"
"Shut up"
by thevalleyshtink January 23, 2019
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SHTRS

Shooters. A 4 person gang, who represent the original values of the thug life. They do not succumb to shooting, hence the ironic name. Do not get them confused with Hooters, or they will get angry.

They are based in the secret and mysterious Excalibur, but often hit the streets of Sydney, cruising while nodding their heads to their anthems: "Gangsta Paradise" and "Ridin' Dirrrty (explicit version)", and sometimes even "Ridin' Dirrty in a Gangsta Paraidse (the remix)".

They are currently recruiting, but this gang is extremely exclusive, and those who hope to one day be a Souljah of the Street like them, will have to impress - and it is known that shooters are almost never impressed.

SHTRS4LYF.
*bloodz and crips are having a thug war*
BloodzGangsta1" bloodz til the day i die!
CripsThug1: Reppin Crips! I'm a killa *takes out gun about to shoot when the lyrics "minute after minute, hour after hour' are heard, gradually getting louder as a car approaches...
BloodzGangsta1: "OH SHIT, its SHTRS, i'm getting the f*** out of here!"
by MelGeeeeeee February 5, 2009
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Shtetl

old world view - where Ashkenazim lived in walled cities and swarmed all over each other for a few millenia. Russians, Poles and other hosts kept the Ashkenazim segregated in the shtetl.

new world view - any settlement with a high concentration of people of the Hebrew persuasion. Identifiable in any large metropolitan area in North America.

See also the Pale of Settlement and Lower East Side
My ancestors lived in the Lodz shtetl. My wife's ancestors were Litwaks and Galicianers, although every family had some Cossack or Tartar DNA.

We cooked a great brisket in the shtetl, and a pretty good borscht, too. You could hear the violins every night.

Your neighbors know everything about you and your entire family and lineage in the shtetl.

Many find a bizarre comfort in the shtetl, at once claustrophobic and comforting, as opposed to the terrifying life outside the walls.

When you go to an event at the shtetl, you can get a free lucky number pogrom, but the prizes aren't what you would expect.
by adam_before_eve June 12, 2006
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shtp

Short Haired Tiny Pecker.

Of the Genus peter~is~ward.
One who has short hair and a tiny penis.
Often walks with a bounce, and often thinks they are of a different race.
Has a defective bag, or has no bag at all.
Most SHTP's work for a government branch of some type, and enjoy long lunch breaks, short work hours, and frequent days off.
Related to LHTP, Long Haired Tiny Pecker.
Hey SHTP do you have your email working yet ?
by Randy-O December 1, 2007
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shtook

fuck
more mild and less well known
from the german homonym
past tense-shtuck
my shtook buddy
he shtuck her
by akary October 19, 2004
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SHTF bag

A duffel bag, tactical vest, backpack, rucksack, or other similar luggage item containing items typically used for survival in the event of a disaster, natural or otherwise. Commonly found in the possession of survivalists, conspiracy theorists, and citizens who live in disaster-prone areas. Typically contains a map & compass, one or more firearms, firearm cleaning gear, ammo, food, weather radio, flashlights, spare batteries, signal mirror, hatchet/field axe, tent, space blanket, chemlights, paracord, water or water treatment chemicals, flares, combat/survival/utility knife, first aid kit, sunscreen and bug spray. Acronym for the term "Shit Hits The Fan."
I got my M4, a stash of .223 NATO, a knife and a coupla MREs in my SHTF bag, who knows when we'll need em?
by JunkyardECM July 17, 2009
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