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jam session

a gangbang of sexual intercourse with 4 or more guys on one girl.
That bitch is sick she had a jam session with 6 guys
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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re.session

Regarding resession
Re.session takes place after forward(ed) session.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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Shit Session

When Jeff Session is appointed Attorney General
Oh man, what a major Shit Session in the senate.
by TheDumpman January 31, 2017
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Bird Wetting Session

A period of time in which a man gets his dick (bird) sucked (wet).

Derived from the concept of "Getting Your Bird Wet"
My girlfriend was on her period so we couldn't have sex but I still got a bird wetting session.
by Capt. Swee Righ April 7, 2010
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dick touching session

Army Infantry term for a pointless meeting (the infantry is all male). The army is also very homophobic and the slightly gay reference of the term is also meant to be derogatory to whoever called the meeting.
LT #1: Man where you off to in such a hurry.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.
by infantryscoming August 19, 2010
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Western states session movement

A movement that seeks to make all the states west of the Mississippi river an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies of the US.
John is in the western states session movement.
by Deep blue 2012 September 5, 2010
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Clam Session

A group meeting where every smelly vagina in a 20 mile radius of the nearest Mommy Blogger mail box suddenly breathes in the winds of a hurricane, and whistles a note so high pitched that a space Dolphin is aborted.
Did you hear about the legendary clam session in Brazil last Hump day?
by L0LL42o February 19, 2015
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