semen

The white, sweet-and-sour fluid that shoots from the penis of a man.

Claire M's lover's semen was all over the bed after they were finished that night.

by Claire .B.M. February 29, 2004

seminars

From "semi" and "ars", hence any half-arsed discussion.

Monty: Hello Cuthbert, let's go spend peoples money on a pointless seminar to massage our own egos.
Cuthbert: Excellent idea, I'll bring the scones and Giles can make the tea.

by Easy Rider August 27, 2004

semen station

a picture that is posted on /b/ of 4chan of an anime girl with the urge of becoming a "semen station"

"one month! only one more month of waiting and i become a semen station!"

by jeflol September 28, 2008

Semen

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. Known to have antidepressant exfoliant and antifungal effects. Pretrials suggest 6 months of daily sperm intoxication may actually be a cure for obsessive compulsive disorder. Recently classified by the W.H.O as a superfood and vital nutrition source to be protected and force fed to the pretty and unwilling. Studies show the semen of gingers to be most beneficial to the growth and emotional development of young confused strippers. Maximum effect in these cases is achieved via manual oral extraction, and/or anal inoculation. Young whores on this modality are advised to take at least 5 or 6 treatments a day, crying and contorting their whore bodies to achieve maximum retention.

Warning: Overuse in the vagina may result in reproduction.

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by Daddy77 May 15, 2016

semen lollipop

penis

Mary loves the taste of my semen lollipop.

by ThisIsNotRafa October 16, 2008

semenar

When a score of people simultaneously perform acts of the fellative nature

"I totally skipped my freshman semenar today. Not feeling too good about that. Participation grade's worth 30%"

by ArgusSlayer March 18, 2009

Hobo Semen Eating Dude

A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).

Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude...

by SteamboatWillies December 14, 2008