bird seed

Weed, marijuana, green, etc.
(Cockney) rhyming slang: bird seed = weed; but spoken or written, not "weed" but "bird".

1. "Two bags of bird seed ("seed" which rhymes with "weed" is unspoken) if you please ... Two bags of bird, man ..."

2. "If there ever was a bird brain, it's this mutha ..."

by oblonged January 20, 2015

Please Seed

When you are using a bittorent client and when you go to download it, people are saying 'please seed' and losing their shit because no one is seeding once your download is complete you don't seed cos that's for pussies

Seeder "please seed your torrents man, it helps the torrent community"

Non-Seeder "Nah fuck that seeding is for pussies"

by chips&dip December 15, 2010

watering the seed

The process of urinating inside the ass or vagina after ejaculating inside the receptive partner.

Planting a seed in soil a gardener needs to water the seed for it to take root.

After Mike bred me he decided to finish by watering the seed.

by Blake Evans May 23, 2018

Plant the seed

When a woman sucks a guys dick and the guy before coming violently shoves his dick in her ass and violently cums in her ass

Man i did the plant the seed with Mia last night

by KINGOFNOTHIN March 16, 2020

bird seed

A bird seed is a skanky girl who claims she's a St. Louis Cardinals fan.

e.x. look at all this bird seed on opening day.

e.x. Joe just went to the game for the bird seed.

by sheila tits. April 19, 2011

Sowing the seeds

A form of bad caucasian dancing. Make two 'casting the seeds' motions from the hip, first to one side then the other, while basically walking in place.

'Oh man, I saw someone sowing the seeds at the disco last night.'

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

fruit seed

The semen of a gay person

That gay guy sprayed his fruit seed all over your dads face

by nick February 4, 2004