Santa Scrump

Having sex with a larger fat white man.

Man! I walked in on Linn getting Santa Scrumped by the Janitor!

by ~2` June 20, 2011

scrump couch

Someone's couch, usually a friend's or someone who has people over a lot, which always ends up being the location of sex at the end of the night for the wasted party-goers crashing at the party.

Dude, I got dibs on the scrump couch tonight. Natalia and I had to scrog in the bathroom last night. or... Dude, no way I'm sleeping on that thing, that's the scrump couch!

by Ternative December 3, 2006

scrumdiddlyblumpkin

A blumpkin that is performed whilst one or both of the participants is/are role playing as Willy Wonka characters, most notably Oompa Loompas.

Guy 1: Dude did you hit that last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she totally gave me a scrumdiddlyblumpkin. But now my dick is starting to swell up like a blueberry, and there's orange body paint all over my toilet.

Guy 1: Damn...

by Pat did it July 13, 2009

Scrumpadoochus

When something is realy F&%*ing Delicious.

-Hey, how's the cake?
It's Scrumpadoochus!
-Holy Shit!

by huggydungbeetle July 12, 2010

Scrumtush

Something that is good or bad, maybe neither, who knows

Bro 1: Dude thats scrumtushing

Bro 2: what the fuck did you just say to me

by LargeMannnnn May 14, 2022

Scrumble

Scrumble is the act of getting mates together to watch a rugby match. Scrumble is derived from two words - scrum and bundle. Scrumble is also the name of a Facebook app which lets you Scrumble online.

Noun
“Fancy going to watch Tigers give Quinns a big slapping on Saturday?... better organise a Scrumble then you fucking douche”

Verb
“London Irish are losing to Bath again this Saturday, let’s scrumble it and go and laugh at the plastic Paddies!”

by poobrainer September 16, 2010

scrubscribe

when scrubs subscribe to plebs on youtube.

you subscribed to him? wow you scrubscriber

by RenTheDog22 May 30, 2016