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Scotch ale

Fucking awesome style of ale-fermented beer. Dark in color, and has a sweet, complex malty character to it, often with caramel like flavors. Very minimal hop character, as only enough is used to offer some balance to the beer. The style's origins lie in Scotland, but the style has become popular elsewhere in the world, and is a fairly popular style to brew among American microbreweries. Some examples of this style are fairly high in alcohol content, but you can't taste it :)
Dude 1: Dude, what are you drinking?

Dude 2: Oh, just some Coors Light. You?

Dude 1: Something too manly for you to handle - Scotch ale!
by FlightofIcarus April 11, 2010
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Scotch Rudder

Scotch Rudder:

- is the masturbation-technique (or masterbation-process) of a person helping get themselves off by holding onto the forearm of the arm they are using to masturbate themselves with, and using it to shake the masturbation arm with the arm and hand they are not using on their 'netherly regions'; essentially adding comfort and support while 'steering' the masturbation process

*** despite the name, the Scotch Rudder can be performed by people of any nationality and by non-sailing males, females and whatevers

(DISCLAIMER: this is NOT to be confused with the 'double-handed-rub' which is a totally different masturbation technique)

Background: This technique is generally used by celibate people who really think the Dutch Rudder is cool, but can't find a mate.
Ex.1
Joe had to use the speaker phone when he was talking to Val because (unbeknownst to her) he was in the process of giving himself a Scotch Rudder. However, Joe was clever enough to say he 'had to go' and hung up, before he went.

Ex.2
Jim: What is taking Val so long in the washroom?
Bob: Val belongs to the self-help group called 'Sex Without Partners', and I am sure she is in there giving herself a Scotch Rudder, again!

Ex.3
Jim: Did you hear about Richards accident and how he lost his left arm?
Bob: Yeah. What a shame. I also heard he used to like to do the Scotch Rudder, too. Oh well, he can always go Dutch.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
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scotcholicious

A term used to reflect the overall excellence of a scotch. Some scholars have attributed the first colloquial use of the term in the greater San Diego region. This is largely believed to have coined by celebrity news anchor Ron Burgundy.
Mike how is the taste of that Scotch bacon you've prepared?

Mike-"Scotcholicious!".
by themaddefiner May 27, 2014
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scotch face

Usually when someone's face is red and weathered due to excessive alcohol consumption.
Look at that ragged out guy at the bar, he's got total scotch face.
by NoLuv4Strange December 7, 2015
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scoachy

A dirty, nasty, grimy, scummy, "roachy", filthy area, person, or entity so repugnant as to induce extreme feelings of physical discomfort and intense sensations of nausea. (Scum/roach)
Man, that area behind the fridge is scoachy.
by GutsTaijo April 11, 2016
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Scolcher

The biggest fucking faggot in all of the planet. I can't even comprehend the amount of how much a faggot this boi is. He tries way too hard to get pussy. Has 0 pickup game. Oh yeah, he has a 3", ""penis".
Man- I really do hate that little faggot
Kid- The correct word is "Scolcher"
Man-Ahhh, I really do hate that little Scolcher.
Kid- Thanks!
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Sorcha monaher

Gay albino who's mom is a milf , fintan loves her mom lots
Sorcha monaher
Sorcha is cool and gay
by Fintangayman7 January 22, 2019
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