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science olympiad

The epitome of high school drama for asian girls trying to get some.
That asian tart joined science olympiad just to get laid at nationals!
by Leon and Divya June 18, 2006
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English teacher science

(n.) An incoherent science characterized by arbitrary and ever-changing rules and standards.

A non-analytical approach to solving problems. Often results in false, illogical, contradictory, or otherwise useless conclusions.
English teacher science asserts that there is no inconsistency in the fact that, while MLA exists as a uniquely defined document preparation guideline, it also exists as infinitely many interpretations by English teachers around the world.
by Roseanne Kerby March 24, 2004
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Science

Normal Person: We need to listen to science!
Donald Trump: *confused screaming
by TROLLKING9001 August 28, 2020
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SCIENCE!

The event in which, while gaming, something unexpected happens and you need to explain why.

Alternatively it is used to explain why you are doing something difficult or boring but provides rewards on completion.

Finally it can be used as a good old exclamation in everyday life.
Example 1)

*Character is floating in mid-air*
Observer: What!? How is that possible!?
Gamer: SCIENCE!

Example 2)

Observer: Why are you going all the way over there for a sword?!
Gamer: because SCIENCE!

Example 3)
Person: SCIENCE!
by Jigsaw232 September 2, 2011
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surface science

Not to be confused with pseudoscience or fringe science, where the individual attempts to use science to explore outrageous theories, instead surface science is conducted by those individuals who have absolutely no firm understanding of scientific methodologies or experimentation and attempt to use what little knowledge they have to research and explore completely believable, realistic claims.
The inconsistent and weak theories offered by many commercial pick-up artists to explain human attraction fails to take into account psychological, sociological, and general scientific principles, and are therefore practicing surface science, while trying to pass it off as genuine fact.
by poserboarder January 5, 2011
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Country Science

long standing practices used by people who live in rural areas that have little or no basis in science
Grandson: man these flies are all over the food
Grandmother: fill a plastic bag with water and put a penny in it then hang it up. It'll keep them away
Father: that is some Country Science son

man: my hand is itching really bad
old woman: that mean some money is coming into your life.
man: you are crazy that is just Country Science.
by Isaiah Bradley June 28, 2011
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Science Bless You (SBY)

Science Bless You (SBY): The proper response one gives to an individual that sneezes who does not believe in paganistic rituals or fairy tales.
Science Bless You (SBY)

Mike sneezed into his hand.

Adam, " SBY my friend, SBY"

Mike; " Thanks man, it was a nasty one."
by Imade Bigbrown August 11, 2010
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