Swanging and Swerving

to be so incoherent that you're all over the place; you're crunk and having a good time

Man I was swanging and swerving last night man, I had no idea what was going on but I had a great time!

by Swagin'nSwervin' October 24, 2006

Swerfology

The study of the art of swerfing.

Swerfology 101 taught me that swerf is not only a word, but a way of life.

by Parallel Rhymes May 16, 2009

swerve

A person who has clepto tendencies. And who is known for fucking you over

That dude is such a swerve

by HisAngel666 February 11, 2018

Swerski

N. Erratic driving.

The police officer was alarmed by the driver's Swerski.

by Bill Swerski April 1, 2003

Swerving

When you go up to a girl for example in a drive-thru and tell her one of your friends said he'd give you 10 dollars if she kisses you, then as she goes in for the kiss you swerve away flipping your hair (if you have any) and giving her a nice view of the side of your head.

Yo I was swerving yesterday and kissed Delia at Bojangles

I swerved those dumb blondes man

by Malcom Merlyn September 20, 2020

russo swerve

Any time a wrestling angle takes a shocking, unexpected and senseless twist. Can be applied to the real world any time something completely unexpected (and absurd) happens. Named after pro wrestling writer Vince Russo, who made this completely random form of plot twist commonplace during his time in the WWE, and to an even greater extent during his time in WCW, where he used the Russo Swerve so much that it was considered shocking when a Russo Swerve DIDN'T occur.

*Kenmore delivery man comes to the door*

Kenmore Guy: Here's the fridge you ordered, sir

*brings a huge box into the house*

You: Ah, wonderful! This new refrigerator will look lovely with my East Indian dinette set! Open the box, and let's take a look at it!

*Kenmore guy opens up the box to reveal a donkey*

Kenmore guy: It's a Russo swerve! *runs away*

You: WTF?

Donkey: HEE HAW

by jasonisjericho November 12, 2008

Swerve

To ski on a single slalom water ski.

Skiing side to side behind a boat, in a manner similar to slalom skiing around bouys.

The water was like glass, so we had a swerve.

He is a great swerver.

Bought a new swerve stick for this summer.

by Swervn November 10, 2011