my friend tried to say "I swear to god dude!" as I was trolling him. The person instead said "i swear to got", so i thought i might as well make it a real thing. It can be used many different ways, as an adjective, or a swear term. use it however you want.
"I SWEAR TO GOT DUDE." every takes 3 steps back. "we dont use that kind of language here" (THANOS SNAP)
by plasticman15505 March 24, 2019

To sarcastically suggest that you are speaking the truth, although you and probably the other people know that you are lying.
Dave: Steve bruv, did you see that Man just jump 50 ft in to the air?
Steve: Nah!! Actually?
Dave: Yeah bruv, swear up.
Steve: Nah!! Actually?
Dave: Yeah bruv, swear up.
by abcdefg h May 22, 2014

Used when, to sound convincing of telling the truth, or wanting to be believed. Possibly Australian origin. Condensed from swear on my mothers grave
by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

by Jusseppi April 21, 2022

John: You know swear words are
Shawn: Yeah the F Word the S Word the B Word The A Word The D Word D I c k the P Word
John: The N Word
Shawn: What's the N Word
John: We all know the N Word
Shawn: I don't know that word
John: Shawn you don't know the N Word it's ni-
Shawn: Yeah the F Word the S Word the B Word The A Word The D Word D I c k the P Word
John: The N Word
Shawn: What's the N Word
John: We all know the N Word
Shawn: I don't know that word
John: Shawn you don't know the N Word it's ni-
by Goodgiy4321 March 27, 2024

The corporate accountant became a champion swear blender the day she called that guy a f*cktarded douche-wipe.
by mzpiklz November 11, 2010
