by Captain sea biscuit August 3, 2017
Get the cinnamon surprisemug. 1. When you have an uncircumcised penis and you tuck raw meat in between your foreskin and the head of your penis. Leave it there for a week without showering. White fungus should have formed by this point on the raw rotting meat. Then let your girlfriend go down on your penis and when it's in her mouth yank back your foreskin and yell cauliflower surprise.
by Vortakai February 7, 2018
Get the Cauliflower Surprisemug. The Wellington Surprise is a nickname used to describe a penis that seems traditional at first, then scares the living shit out of you with its enormousness and destructive power!
after 20 minutes of seemingly boring, traditional sex, the wellington surprise made a surprising. sudden appearance that blew my mind!!!
by nightmeh April 21, 2011
Get the Wellington Surprisemug. A hunter surprise is when two hunters meet up in a log cabin and shove their rifles up the other's ass.
by Greeeeeg August 10, 2015
Get the hunter surprisemug. The act of shitting/vomiting/pissing and or ejaculating into a jacket/jumper, then throwing it on to an unsuspecting peer, spreading bodily fluids on their face.
by Hercules G. Rockefeller March 19, 2011
Get the The Jacket Surprisemug. by 1AnalWart November 29, 2015
Get the Tijuana Surprisemug. A female deliberately failing to tell a dude that she's on her period before he proceeds to go down on her.
"I was pissed off at him for that Strawberry Shortcake he gave me last week, so I gave him a Cherry Surprise."
by Rizzle213 January 2, 2007
Get the Cherry Surprisemug.