The Wisconsin Suprise

To take melted cheese and use it as lube to anally fuck a woman while using a small cheese stick to pleasure her vagina

Guy 1: I gave my girl The Wisconsin Suprise last night
Guy 2: What is wrong with you

by A huge fucking idiot April 28, 2024

Birthday Suprise

When you come home from a hard day at work and find your girlfriend in the pile driver position with a lit sparkler inserted into her anus. After which you proceed to remove the lot sparkler and perform anal sex whilst holding said sparkler

I came home to a birthday suprise!

by Thecooltaters June 26, 2021

Tired suprise

A tired suprise is when your pumping him or her in the ass. You pull your dick out and there's a terd or a milk dud stuck on the cock and you wipe it off on the underside of a pillow

Me and Sally had a blast lastnight. But it got all weird I had to leave her a tired suprise

by Bills rv service August 09, 2019

Unpleasant suprise

Something/someone that makes you unhappy to see it/them.

1) You again? Wow, what an unpleasant suprise, this is so unexpected!

2) Donald Trump's first election was an unpleasant surprise, so you would think his second one would also be one when/if he did it again.

by Solid Mantis December 19, 2020

Marshmallow suprise

When a guy's cum is so thick it has the viscosity of a marshmallow

Brianna: How was it last night?

Alex: I almost choked, he gave me a marshmallow suprise

by Suprise Muthafucka February 05, 2014

Mexican suprise

That's when you take the bag out the trash and shit in the can then put the bag back in.

Dude totally left that asshole junkie downstairs a mexican suprise in his thrash can in his room.

by chinkateria April 28, 2018

Campfire Fun Suprise

When a man or women lights someones pube on fire and toasts a marshmallow before cumming on it

jerry was so excited to give sharron a Campfire Fun Suprise

by IHateToddlers March 08, 2023