KINDER SUPRISE

A black female giving birth to an albino child

Midwife of Indian maternity ward: FML another day of KINDER SUPRISE chaos!

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 4, 2021

Irish suprise

The act of fucking after you came once

He gave me an Irish suprise after he came

by Tcaoblacko March 22, 2024

Suprise shot

When a human ejaculates on another human who was not expecting it

Marissa: "you'll never believe it! I was giving Daniel head when all of a sudden there was a Suprise Shot! I was so peeved."

by Polkadot-platapus January 30, 2022

Mexican suprise

That's when you take the bag out the trash and shit in the can then put the bag back in.

Dude totally left that asshole junkie downstairs a mexican suprise in his thrash can in his room.

by chinkateria May 31, 2018

Mctyson suprise

The act of aggressively biting your partners ear during sex while their eating the mcrib

“Damn she was hot, i would have liked it if she didn’t give me a mctyson suprise”

by Original Pseudonym November 3, 2021

suprise turd

The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.

"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"

" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"

suprise turd turtle head peaker

by Kick your ass February 19, 2014

Unpleasant suprise

Something/someone that makes you unhappy to see it/them.

1) You again? Wow, what an unpleasant suprise, this is so unexpected!

2) Donald Trump's first election was an unpleasant surprise, so you would think his second one would also be one when/if he did it again.

by Solid Mantis December 19, 2020