sons of steel

Sons of Steel is the name of a Fantasy Football team that was created to try to instill fear into other teams in the league. Though like the team it pays homage to the Pittsburgh Steelers, they are just the laugh of the league. Also like the Pittsburgh Steelers, this team has perfected the art of Shitting the Bed.
Guy 1 "I named my team the sons of steel cause I'm tough"

Guy 2 "Your team ain't nothing more than bed shitters"
by Eskimo-Brother April 25, 2016
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sons of steel

Sons of Steel is the name of a very weak fantasy football team. A team that has never won anything.

A team that's excited to receive a participation award.
by Eskimo-Brother April 22, 2016
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Logan Steel

Person 1: Omg I hate him cause he has glasses
Person 2: He's such a Logan Steel
by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo April 12, 2023
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Song of steel

The sound of multiple metallic weapons colliding in a fight
Person1: Dude did you see the gang fight? They all had knives!
Person2: Yeah I did and the song of steel was beautiful
by ChanelUnderwear January 01, 2021
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Steel Wall

When you don’t wipe the iron jungle and it solidified blocking anything from entering.
My dad tried to rape me but the steel wall protected me
by O0fg0d1 December 27, 2019
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The Steel Asparagus

A term used to describe a male sex organ of the long and hard variety. Some tend to have an awkward smell but a delicious taste. If prepared just right, they can be known to have a distinct crunch. (Caution: Crunching is not recommended, unless your into that kind of thing, in which case by all means, part take in the crunching)
Guy to other guy: "So my girl wanted to do intercourse with me, so I gave her some of The Steel Asparagus. Boy was she satisfied. (The End)

Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)
by Steel Asparagus July 27, 2012
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Steel Axelrod

A completly BAMF who sleeps with a diffrent woman every night. Usually prostitutes who get their necks snapped after intercourse.
Dude, Steel Axelrod slept with the hooker on 23rd and Juanita, and she was never found again.
by killa1992 May 12, 2010
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