Spiffynarkle

A type of fart that attains a frequency not heard by the human ear.

Dude did you just spiffynarkle?
Yea man how’d you know!
My dogs crying blood

by Clittickler9000 June 2, 2018

Spaff Master

Someone who is such a wanker, that they could be considered the president of wankers.

Dean, you’re such a Spaff Master.

by DangerMonk1854 June 11, 2018

spaff

willy clouds

spaff on helen

by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018

Spaff

Martin Luther king is a fucktard lol

Spaff lol

by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018

SPIFFY

It’s when oneself is cool but isn’t as cool as the popular crowd but than becomes even more cooler than the popular crowd showing ruling and over power!

Brett: hey did u see Lauren over there

Cali:ya why

Breet:She has become really spiffy over the past 3 weeks of school

Cali: oh my gosh really she must be so cool!

by BC spiffy December 12, 2018

Spaffnugget

Ordering at MacDonalds 6 Chicken Nuggets and then ceremoniously ejaculating on then in front of the waiter.

I ordered a large coke and fries , If you piss me off i will spaffnugget on that nanny's Nuggets

by FatJohnisyourmum February 20, 2019

spiffy cakes

its not actually a bad word loool u lot are dumb (:

the two twins were fooled by the words spiffy cakes

by sp22 June 19, 2019