smelfie

A selfie of ones self on the toilet used to show disgust in something.

David: she's hot!
Taylor: nah man it looks like she took a smelfie

by Stevenisabanana October 17, 2013

smoff

This word can be used anyway you want it to be used.. Usually used for the word fuck.

-smoffs-

Go Smoff Yourself.
You smoffing loser.
SMOFF YOU!

by xGravexFlowerx April 22, 2004

Steffa

Adj; A name given to an incredibbly intoxicated female. In particular those who slip, fall, break bones, and then blame it on leaves. Some other characteristics include: complaining that she normally goes to bed a 4 AM, wishing she were at MIT, calling everyone in her phonebook, and/or bringing greasy haired men to bed with her while forcing her roommates to sleep on someone else's floor.

Wow, was she ever Steffa last night, or what?!!?

by steffasbestfriend November 19, 2006

Seff the Wolf

The Yiffyest fur you've ever seen, he currently spends all day on AIM and he will not tell you his AIM name, becuase hes cool like that. He also spends all day browsing peer networks. What for? I don't know.

Hey Seff!

by Seff June 12, 2004

Smuffle

1. Blowing a rasperry on a vagina.

2. When a woman gives oral and then the man ejaculates just over her mouth, giving like a cappuchino moustache effect.

I heard Ryan likes to smuffle his mum.

Lauren doesn't like coffee but doesn't mind smuffle drip.

by hahahhahhahahahlau. March 9, 2010

Skeff

(Noun)-An extremely scallified townie minger who it should be made legal to shoot on sight

A crackhead scally with a pikey father & mother from essex related to (in some way) everyone in their area code!

by Babdale December 10, 2003

steff

skanky hoe, who eats rat poison. beautiful and pretty, but eats too much.

do you eat alot? you must be a steff

by rainbow.sunshine October 18, 2008