spashed

Spashed is a word used by someone to describe their own state of being after a large number of joints. The word comes from the inability of the mind to put the letter of a word together when stoned. So while you might have meant to say smashed (Which is a word to describe the state you would be in after drink anyway) your mind put in random letters to fill the space while your thinking about the word and you come up with "Spashed"

Aahh! Dude, I'm like amm!! what's it am like really (s..pa..shed)spashed man!

by Dynamize February 14, 2006

homie smasher

a girl who has dated and/or fucked 2 or more people in the same crew. maybe 3.

WARNING: do not date a homie smasher. these girls may seem like they've changed their old whorish ways but please believe me: the haven't. and you're gonna look like a dumbass.

"yo i heard steve's dating suzie. she totally fucked brian, jake, and zach.. thats three ...damn that bitch a homie smasher."

by rustyshacklef0rd October 14, 2013

pasty smasher

Pasty smasher is a term used to otherwise describe a penis. Pasty being the womans vagina.

Im gonna whack my pasty smasher out and stick it right up her cunt

by olar October 22, 2013

Chocolate smasher

A white girl that has low self esteem that goes for black guys in need for a relationship

Joe you see that white girl over there , which one billy the one in red with all the black guys, yes the one in the red joe that's called a chocolate smasher.

by Jerm the Jerm February 25, 2017

smoshed

getting pants-shitting drunk; absolutely shitfaced.

"Girl..over this long weekend were going to get absolutely smoshed!"

by Katherine Foley March 16, 2008

Fanny Smasher

Lesbian

Two lesbians smashing or rubbing there fannys together for sexual pleasure to form a fanny smasher

by Matty_Boy September 29, 2008

Coconut smasher

A coconut smasher is the supreme leader of boners. It is what you get when your penis is hard enough to smash an actual coconut.

Caution: Using a coconut smasher for dick slapping maybe harmful for your bitches.

Buster: What is that bulge on Thad's crotch?
Me: Looks like he is getting a coconut smasher. He always gets one while watching Top Chef. Padma owns him.
Buster: Damn! I hope his boo is not into clitoral slapping.

by spicyboss June 18, 2017