Smash player

A Smash player is someone who plays a Smash Bros. game. The stereotypical Smash player is a smelly nerd that plays the game all day, only plays on legal stages, items never on, and is a pedophile. This isn't the case most of the time. Smash players are people of all ages that enjoy the game competitively or casually. The majority are competitive players. There are plenty of cringe/weird people in the community, but there is also plenty of really nice people as well. Many people make the generalization that Smash players are smelly nerds because they assume that since they spend lots of time on the game, they don't spend anytime on hygiene. This is true for some players, but not the majority of people. The stereotype that Smash players are pedophiles rose because in July, 2020, numerous sexual misconduct allegations were posted on Twitter about Smash players. These allegations were risen on over fifty members of the Super Smash Bros. community, including some of the game's most well-known professional players, commentators, tournament organizers, and content creators. The accusations included instances of sexual harassment, sexual assault, and sexual abuse of minors.

Average gamer: What's your favorite game?
Smash player: My favorite game is Smash Ultimate.
Average gamer: Ewww, so you're a pedophile.
Smash player: Fuck off.

Another situation:
Average gamer: What's your favorite game?
Smash player: My favorite game is Smash Ultimate.
Average gamer: Cool. I used to play that game, I sucked at it.
Smash player: Maybe we could play it together sometime and I can teach you.

by SipTR December 6, 2020

Smash Hole

An unattractive or undesireable woman's vagina.

Yuck! I would not get near that smash hole.

by Shoshi Tzippy August 19, 2009

smash that

1. to fuck the shit out of somebody
2. the more hardcore form of "smacking that"

"dude, see that girl over that, id smash that!"

by ninja warrior July 7, 2008

Smash Flu

When you say that you have the flu and stay home from school or work just to play super smash bros brawl. It is usually the reason for most people to stay home.

"mom can i stay home today i think i've got the flu or somthing" said jake the snake

"of course, you can do anything you want sweety" said the snake's mom

"YESSSS now i can smash all day, good thing for the smash flu" thought jake in his head as his mom walked away

by Kevinanino March 11, 2008

Smash Pad

A promiscuous women, a not for profit harlot, a down to pound young lady, an untidy women, a trollop.

Person A: 'Who's Cheryl Lynn Wilkerson?'

Person B: 'Oh she's just some smash pad I'm talking at.'

by AwesomeRad24 March 23, 2010

Smash the Granny

A phrase used in the film 'Football Factory' meaning to have sex, fuck, bonk or shag.

"So have you smashed the granny out of her recently"
"Aye, last night mate! Fucking magic it was"

by infernios May 24, 2005

Smash Whore

A person who's main or only attack is the smash ball in Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Usually warrants the offender a T-shirt with the word "Smash Whore" on the front in Rhinestones.

I was playing brawl with mango last night and he was being a total Smash Whore!

by FezzTheMonk June 23, 2008