Sitting Duck

A sex position in which the woman is sitting on a dildo or a erected penis.

My girlfriend loves Sitting Duck.

by SittingDuck June 29, 2009

swifting

can be used as a noun, adjective, and verb; moving at a rapid pace

"we swifted from the scene" "hey man where are u" "oh im swifting to jamis's house" "aight"

"hey where is the condom?" "well actually i still have it on" "hold on i'll just swift it to the side"

"a swifting jerking motion"

by uncldervish April 23, 2010

Swifting

The act of masterbating to the music of Taylor Swift.

Employee 1: "Man its been a long day at work."
Employee 2: "You know what I do after a long day of work? Go home, shut the door, close the blinds and do some Swifting."

by EMR(PILOT) 188 January 7, 2011

sitting bull academy

a shitty school full of homos ,homophones ,rich assholes ,retards ,entitled brats ,memers ,wanna be gangsters ,nerds ,furrys ,and dicks. the teachers are crappy, the principles are crappy, and everything sucks the school wear sucks and costs to much. The peak of Apple Valley California the shittiest place on earth

apple valley kid #1 "what school do you go to?"
sitting bull kid "sitting bull academy *does fortnite dance*
apple valley kid #1 "i can tell"

by plate2 September 3, 2020

Daddy Sitting

a form of baby sitting performed reluctantly by the father that is rarely accepted by the mother

Husband: "Don't worry dear. You go away for the weekend with your girls. I'll be fine daddy sitting!"
Wife: "what did you just say? Looking after your own kids for one freaking weekend shouldn't be hard work!"
Husband: "Whatever!"

by Joe's Problem Is Joe October 15, 2008

tap sitting

The act of sitting on a beer tap, in so far as it goes inside your rectum. It can be performed with a standard pressurized beer tap but often times, without one available, a hand tap may be used.

My friends older sister had to be rushed to the hospital once because she went tap sitting on one of those big sam adams taps that her boyfriend stole from some bar.

by tapsitter November 4, 2008

Shifting

Dumbass shit thats just lucid dreaming, but dumbfuck astrology bitches swear it's real.

Shifting:
"Did you know that you could Shift into a different reality by doing ______?"
"Those are the same techniques used to Lucid Dream dumbass"

by SuGonDees April 13, 2021