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Shreesh

Obscure slang for taking a dump. To be used in situations where you need to get the thought out quickly and can't use equally discrete statements like say "I gotta drop the kids off at the pool"
Oh man, too much pizza. I gotta shreesh.
by SkipOkane July 9, 2009
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Shredder

this guy is a fucking shredder. He shreds down the line on his neon kemper laser board!
by Anonymous August 15, 2003
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Dead Shredder

1. When a guy puts his hand on his Penis and his partner or whomever moves his arm, thus stroking his man meat with his hand.

2. To give someone a handjob with their own hand.
Jason Mewes demonstrated the Dead Shredder to Seth Rogen at the end of Zack and Miri Make A Porno.
by DJ Dingus January 16, 2010
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Shredder aka Buckster

a corn-yellow toothed individual with droopy titties that snorts while laughing like a hyena @ the workplace. By night, the shredder earns her name by shredding male genital while going down on them with her massive buck teeth.
1.)last night i was with shredder aka buckster and she skinned my cock so bad with those fucking buck teeth. Fuckin buckster
2.)->"hey man, why's your peen bleedin?"
"i was with the shredski last night man"
->"damn that's buckster yeahhh"
by junit May 15, 2008
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Bike sheds

Where kids go to smoke during break at school.
Let's go havva ciggie at break, meet you behind the bike sheds.
by Chcvjvgccc January 26, 2011
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Shred The Gnar

the term in which snowboarders use to define the act of snowboarding during or in a gnarly place/time.
by clarkstonlax February 25, 2011
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Netflix and Shred

Where you shred paper and watch Netflix.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: I am just Netflix and shredding.
by RIPTheMemeMachine October 8, 2018
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