Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.

Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.

by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022

shredded

Getting so absolutely fucked up on a night out that your life expectancy is reduced by at least 10%.

Usually involves drinking a whole slab of beer, accompanied by a few extra goodies.

"Boys let's get absolutely fucking shredded tonight, I don't want to see tomorrow"

by bigtiddies January 18, 2022

Shredded bread

Shredded bread refers to pasta or noodles. Because the process of making its like bread! But they just shredded it to call it noodles or pasta !

I would like to have some shredded cheese with my shredded bread please!

by PEGU1NPIE April 10, 2022

Shredding the knar

Going hard on snowmobiles, yeeting a snowmobile off a jump.

Dude, you were totally shredding the knar on that machine

by Knarrly January 31, 2022

Shredding the knar

Going hard on snowmobiles, yeeting a snowmobile off a jump.

Dude, you were totally shredding the knar on that machine

by Knarrly January 31, 2022

Load shredding

Load Shredding is when you have Load Shedding in your area and can't work. So you rack up your mountain bike to go "Load Shredding"

Hi dude, seeing that we can't work due to Load shedding, let's get our bikes and go Load Shredding!

by Munchk1n March 3, 2022

Shredding

Just going real sweaty on something.

“Dude you’re shredding that game”

by anonymous May 27, 2021