Selfie stick

What several million years of human evolution and advances in technology gave you.
It wasn't so long ago that people just had sticks, fast forward a few millennia and with a selfie stick you can take a picture of your friends eyeball from any distance or angle, or you can take a picture of human faces. That's pretty weird, but people are pretty weird what do you expect.
by Solid Mantis June 12, 2018
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Temperature Selfie

When someone takes a screen shot of their weather bug screen or dashboard of their car to show everyone how warm or cold it is where they live. Nobody likes temperature selfies or the people that post them on social media. Typically the people who take this type of a selfie are extremely lonely or lack a social life. Every one knows what the temperature is where you live deutchbag.
Karl posted a temperature selfie letting everyone know it is 70° in Arizona. Who the F cares.
by darkralph January 24, 2014
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Fatal Selfie

Where you die while trying to take a selfie; or even doing something so dangerous it can almost be fatal.
Parker don't lean over the cliff that can lead to a Fatal Selfie and so you'll be dead
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by RealAWolF May 17, 2016
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shit selfie

The act of taking a picture of yourself while taking a dump.
"Hey baby, hold my toilet paper while I take a shit selfie!"
by Screwychick69 February 06, 2015
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Selfie-sapien

A adolescent who is in love with their reflection and needs to share a selfie because people might have forgotten their appearance. A modern day Narcissus .
" What are the social media sites that selfie-sapiens visit? "
by Ms.Potato May 14, 2016
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selfie tolerance

In a Snapchat conversation, the quantifiable amount of selfies one can take before resorting to photographing whatever is directly in front of them.
"I always feel bad snapchatting Gabby, her selfie tolerance is like 80 but I start snapping my laptop or wall after like 3 snaps."
by Porkchomp February 10, 2017
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Selfie regret

When you post a selfie thinking it was the best one you took then go through the others later and find an even better one.
I’m having selfie regret over what I posted today cause I found one where I look 10x better
by mamakay November 21, 2019
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