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Jack-Off Scarecrow

When a roommate wants to prevent another from masterbating in his abscences, he might put a dummy or pile of clothes under his covers so as to give the appearance that he is still there.
In order to keep Michael from Masterbating, Chilli Dog would often employee the use of a Jack-Off Scarecrow.
by Cheese lobster January 8, 2012
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I get scared by mirrors

..why would you tell me that, this isnt google, THIS ISNT GOOGLE, THIS IS A PEPPERMINT-
Why would you tell me "I get scared by mirrors"-
by M1ntEll1 July 13, 2021
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something that the Heavy from Tf2 says during an interrogation in an unspecified location.
Now a very popular meme template.
I fear no man but that 'Thing', it scares me...
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right-winger scared

A tendency among those on the right of the political spectrum, increasing with distance from the center, to have a visceral fear of law enforcement and other government agents violating their constitutional rights. This fear is unfounded because the police won't bother those who have it because they're white.
Chris got all right-winger scared at the border patrol checkpoint and started recording them, saying he wouldn't answer any questions. But they let him through because, you know...
by brynnn May 6, 2014
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scarcia

Evil troll-like woman who roams the hallways with an exceptional purse collection.
yikes! I had a scarcia sighting!
by gucci mama January 4, 2008
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scarcebean

"Have you heard of Scarcebean?"
"Ew, she mods r/GachaLifeCringe and hates veggies, cancel her right now."
by notscarcebean June 21, 2020
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Scarecrow

that’s Scarecrow, what a weirdo
by Scarecrow. May 23, 2021
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