when someone spams a forum with there band(s) website or if someone spams a forum with there favorite band's website because they're on their street-team...
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by keago October 10, 2005
Get the musical salesman mug.When a person has a lot of leg on display, one of their friends might feel the urge to repeatedly and rapidly thwack their outstretched hand between the inner thighs on show. (As if a salmon was flapping between them.)
Sophie gave me a massive inappropriate salmon yesterday at church. I totally should have worn tights.
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by Kawaiikinks February 20, 2017
Get the raging salmon mug.a girl who is ALWAYS with her boyfriend and forgets about everyone else who’s not him. she cries when she hasn’t seen him in 10 MINUTES 🙄 she’s so dependent on him that it’ll be a DiSaStEr when he breaks up with her. she always brags about everything that she has and then complains about those same things 10 seconds later... she thinks that her white rich boy lacrosse player boyfriend is her everything and her world when in reality it’ll probably just be another one of those relationships that fail in a couple of months 😂 once he breaks up with her or when he’s out of town she’ll come running back to her friends JUST because she’s bored... not because she loves you. sooooo don’t be like her if you want to be a good person, friend, and family member. hehe byeeeee
also don’t forget your friends like herrrr!!!
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person 1: ugh do you know sydney salas... person 2: yea she’s such a brat who can’t tell the difference between a good decent person and a total jerk.
by no bitches allowed October 7, 2020
Get the Sydney Salas mug.A giant, very thick, monster cock. Usually has a slight right curve. One similar to the one of famous artists and rapper “DaBaby”, would be a salmon dick.
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Get the Salmon mug.by Zack Yang May 13, 2005
Get the salmagundi mug.A sex game involving a male and a female(s) in which the male(s) need(s) an erection in order to participate. Both parties need to apply a vast amount of lubricant, the male on his penis and the female on her hands. (Paws)
Once this step is completed, the male and his penis, take the role of the "Salmon" and the female takes the role of the "Bear" It is then the "Bears" role to chase after the "Salmon" and try and catch it.
The game is under a 60 second countdown, for the "Bear" to win, she needs to be able to either catch and tame the "Salmon" for 5 seconds, this requires her to hold down the "Salmon" (Penis) for 5 seconds, or for the Male to lose his erection, thus making the salmon limp.
The only way for the male and his "Salmon" to win, is if he can evade the "Bear's" grasp for 60 seconds and maintain his "Salmon's" solidity.
The game can also be played amongst a group, in which there will be multiple "Salmons" and "Bears."
Once this step is completed, the male and his penis, take the role of the "Salmon" and the female takes the role of the "Bear" It is then the "Bears" role to chase after the "Salmon" and try and catch it.
The game is under a 60 second countdown, for the "Bear" to win, she needs to be able to either catch and tame the "Salmon" for 5 seconds, this requires her to hold down the "Salmon" (Penis) for 5 seconds, or for the Male to lose his erection, thus making the salmon limp.
The only way for the male and his "Salmon" to win, is if he can evade the "Bear's" grasp for 60 seconds and maintain his "Salmon's" solidity.
The game can also be played amongst a group, in which there will be multiple "Salmons" and "Bears."
by F.T Salmon Master August 25, 2010
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