Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

by Job, Blow July 18, 2020

thats what your mum said

To piss someone off, royally.

"Ow, i'm in pain"
"That's what your mum said."

by -Ben- May 13, 2005

I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

Blatantly useless retort which younger primary school students use.

Playground Bully: Ha ha! Ernie's Crap!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Playground Bully: I just said that you were crap, though!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?

by Ophite1 June 7, 2004

That's What She Said

A funny way to liven up a conversation. Used as a way to make fun of something that can be also transcribed as sexual innuendo.

Trivia:
Michael Scott, played by Steve Carrel, is famous for saying this in the show "The Office".

"Wayne's World" was the first film to popularize the term.

When giving golfing advice:

"On the down stroke, squeeze really hard."
Reply "That's what she said!"

When someone dose not understand something:

"Come again?"
Reply "That's what she said!"

During a test:

"Wow, this is hard!"
Reply "That's what she said!"

by baddog19 January 23, 2010

That's what Newton said

Referring to any of Newton's three main laws of physics.

-An object in motion/not in motion will stay that way unless acted on by an outside force (also known as inertia).

-The force of an object is equal its mass times its acceleration (also known as F=MA)

- When one mass exerts a force on another mass, the other mass exerts a force equal in magnitude but opposite in direction (also known as the Action/Reaction law)

Dude 1: You gotta understand dude, what goes up must come down.

Dude 2: That's what she said.

Dude 3: No, That's what Newton said

Dudes: TWNS!!!

by miketionary April 6, 2010

that's what she said

A sexual phrase that can be said after just about anything.

Student 1- Did you do your homework?
Student 2- No, it was too hard and long
Student 1- that's what she said!

by Jesushatesyourmom May 24, 2009

That's what Shi'i said

The Muslim variation of the phrase "that's what she said". It is used as a joke when someone accidently uses a sexually suggestive phrase. This is, of course, ironic, seeing as a devoted Muslim wouldn't use a phrase like "that's what shi'i said" anyway.

Abdul: That thing is huge!
Achmed: That's what shi'i said!

Abdul: Last night was awesome.
Achmed: That's what shi'i said!

by RammerJammer95 May 2, 2010