key to escape reality

some righteous ganja.

"but fortunatelyyy i have the key to escape reality" -keller williams

by john harper September 15, 2006

reality

Reality has become a commodity - Steven Colbert

Steven "Reality has become a commodity"
guy "no its not"
steven "oh ya look it up on urban dictionary"

by curtis 109 February 2, 2007

Reality

Reality is the part of existence which we realize, or are aware of - whereas actuality is all that which really exists whether we realize it or not.

All of reality is a constantly changing illusion which is dependent on our awareness of it, whereas actuality is independent of our perception of it.

Enlightenment is the step we take when we let go of the illusions we call reality and become aware of actuality.

1. Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

2. Everything exists, even if it's only in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the reality of here and now?” - John Lennon

3. Sometimes it is an appropriate response to reality to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

4. You cannot see things as they are. Your reality consists of seeing things as *you* are. Therefore judge no-one, lest you be judged by your own words. - Anon.

by Brother Ramon April 25, 2012

Reality

Reality is something "that has become a commodity"

Stephen Colbert has stated "reality has become a commodity"

by Teege Kennedy December 13, 2008

reality tv

A cash cow that has been milked to death by Fox, ABC, and MTV. The concept was interesting at first, but now the only thing interesting about it is seeing how low the networks will go for ratings. If you watched "Who's Your Daddy?" or "Who wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire?", you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Besides, most of it is staged, anyway.

Just watch the news if you want reality.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

reality

The wordexperience/word, perception of what one believes to be real or to wordexistword.

Mostly based on human senses; vision, hearing, feeling, smell or taste.

Sometimes based on a extention of the above, formed by wordreasoning/word or wordlogic/word.

"This virtual reality is soo cool."
"After the matrix, reality doesn't quite seem so real anymore."

by BelgainDSoul August 11, 2003

r3ality

The biggest fucken loser, who writes definitions for himself that are soooo SAD

I am reality, im a fucken dumb cunt who is fat himself and i have volcanos erupting all over my body, craters on my face. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i s2 matt

by Daveeeeeeeeeee February 9, 2005