Russell Wilson

The quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks NFL team, who is incredibly talented even though he is only 5’11” (which is really short for quarterbacks). Because of his height, Wilson wasn’t drafted until the 3rd round (75th overall pick) in the 2012 NFL draft. Russell Wilson proved all the doubters wrong when he won the Seahawks a Super Bowl and took them to a second. Russel Wilson is great at throwing the ball right before getting tackled (he has done this on many occasions), and is decent at running the ball too.

Person 1: Did you see the Seahawks game against the Broncos

Person 2: Do you mean Super Bowl XLVIII?
Person 1: Yes
Person 3: Isn’t that the one where Russell Wilson and the Seahawks DESTROYED the Broncos

Person 1 & 2: Yep

by DeadlyDefinitions June 14, 2018

Russell Crowe

Musically, the Australian version of an (awful) Elvis impersonator; also see: "Thirty Odd Foot of Grunt"

Listening to Russell Crowe's music band, "Thirty Odd Foot of Grunt" certainly makes me wish that Russell would've simply stuck to acting.

by High Priest in the Manner of Melchezidek August 24, 2003

Jamarcus Russell

Jamarcus Russell was the first pick in the 2007 Draft.

Jamarcus Russell is a great quarterback and played for LSU.

by mr_JKW May 11, 2007

Russell Howard

Hilarious British comedian, most known for his appearances on Mock the Week. He now has his own TV show - Russell Howard's Good News. He is quite good looking, although his twitchy eye is an annoyance.

"Did you watch Russell Howard last night?"
"Did he have sunglasses on?"
"No...?"
"Then I'm glad I missed it."

by RejectKid May 22, 2010

Russell Brand

An English comedian and presenter with a quick, witty sense of humour and an original pirate/rock'n'roller-esque dress sense.

Russell brand is by far the coolest, funniest person on TV.

by Lucy June 11, 2006

Russell

The stupidest person ever.Everybody hates him.Never good with the ladies.Just plain aweful.

That guy is such a russell

by SanstheSkeleton(Grillby's) February 24, 2017

Russell

adj. The state of extreme incorrectness and or stupidity; referred to simply as WRONG.

v. To be completely and utterly wrong.

In a scenario where an individual would otherwise be so incorrect or wrong to the point where it is necessary to bring it to his or her attention. you then exclaim "Russell!" Instead of: Wrong; Idiot; or another suitable synonym.

Teacher: "What is 2+2"
Student: "Gateway Loop!"
Teacher: "What?!?"
Student: "Game."
Teacher: "You're Russell"
Russell(Previously the Student): "You wanna fight John?"
Teacher(Laughing uncontrollably): "Oh Russell"

by nuckckckckckckckck July 25, 2010