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Australian Rules football

A sport in Australia only nationalised in the late 80s, yet is already easily the most popular sport in the country. It is the most popular sport all over Australia except for eastern NSW and Queensland. The game is religiously hated in coastal NSW for no reason in particular.

Australian rules football has its flaws, however once you get to know it, you will realise that it is one of the most all-round sports in the world. What I mean is that to play "Aussie rules" as it is also dubbed, you must be strong, fast, extremely endurant, courageous, skillful, smart and also have that added X-factor to make the athletically impossible possible.

The game is played 22 a side with 4 players on the bench and unlimited rotations. The ball starts in the centre and the players need to get it forward and kick the ball inbetween two large posts. The game is very hard to explain in words and I recommend you watch some games or just simply look up AFL on youtube.

It is a brilliant sport and is probably the most all around challenging to be elite at, as it is rare to be good in all the neccessary areas. You could say it requires the perfect athlete with a very good sporting brain.

The sport will not go global any time soon but will probably become what the NFL is to America.

In the end, I recommend watching it with someone who is knowledgeable of the game, who can explain its little intricacies. Watch it a few times and you will either love it or become confused and angry.
Australian Rules football is the most popular sport in Australia, followed by cricket then rugby (both forms).
by Dan277 October 26, 2011
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road rules

some MTV show. Also see gay
if i have to see another episode of road rules, i will tear your spinal cord out of your back and strangle you with it.
by Lando July 12, 2003
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millinneum rules

There are no rules. No rules.
"Yo, dude! I got fives on that seat."

"No, you don't. Millinneum rules"

Term first appeared circa 1999 as a result of the impending Y2K. Term coined by me at Matt's party upstate New York when someone called "Fives" on the seat. Shortly after, I ran across a frozen lake. Milineum rules. There are no rules.
by smeagal December 29, 2006
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anarchy rules

Something punk rock wannabe tools say, to bad it happens to be an Oxymoron.
Tool 1: (Spray painting a red A) Anarchy Rules!

Tool 2: Yeah lets go listen to Panic! and some indie like fall out boy.

Tool 3: I think my scene chick girl friend is cheating on me with her drug dealer. But who cares Anarchy Rules!
by Thomas Coleman December 25, 2007
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pull a rupesh shithawk

To guess at random, or use a dart-board to determine the cause or causes of automotive problems.
To rip off any customer based on the fact that you are a dumb fuck. Also when trinkets or promotional items go missing, and later sold at a flea market, he who took them pulled a rupesh shithawk.
"Wow, the battery was dead and you thought a control module would solve the problem?!! Charge the customer and pull a rupesh shithawk "
by Gerry P. May 18, 2007
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Jungle Rules

If you are bigger than someone, you may take what is theirs, eat what is theirs or do what you want with something of theirs.
Jono: "Andy, why are you grabbing girlfriends tits?"

Andy: "Jungle Rules."
by Rampant-Seahorse September 1, 2011
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cider house rules

Novel, movie, play by John Irving.

Migrant apple pickers live in the cider house and can not read the posted rules for behavior cause they are illiterate and also do not speak English.

Refers to rules which you could have no way of knowing.
I am so fucked over by those asshats at Wikipedia. It is so totally Lord of the Flies and Cider House Rules there.
by A Pied Kiwi April 1, 2008
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