Ruben

Rupaul's Jewish cousin,

Ruben, can you recommend me a good mohel who doesn't overcharge?

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

rudeness

dirty rude parts
winkles, nippies and so on

"blimey joyce, how short is your skirt? i can nearly see your rudeness"

"i answered the door in my long johns and the neighbours saw my rudeness"

by rhizzah January 23, 2007

rumen

The first chamber of a ruminant's stomach in which bacteria break down food before it is returned to the mouth to be chewed as cud for nutrition.

Bubba: "Is Jolene got that PMS stuff...she been mighty cranky lately." Leroy: "Naw, her rumen upset."

by harry flashman July 30, 2003

ruiheng

A person who is pedophilic in nature and loves to stare at kids.Also loves sex and 69.oftentimes sing justin beiber songs to make himself feel happy.

"He is saying sex sex sex sex again."
"Wow thats just so ruiheng."

by joachimleeeeeee April 17, 2014

Ruben Studdard

Ruben is an awesome singer who did beat out Clay Aiken in American Idol... but noone should be mean about it... It isn't his fault he can sing!!! then again Clay can sing better than him

"Who are those two beautiful angels singing on the radio?"

"Oh that is just Ruben Studdard and Clay Aiken!!"

by Ruben & Clay fan2004 February 5, 2004

Ruben

The most chill of the child molesters. Ruben will take you on a church getaway and rape you in the bathroom.

PARTY AT RUBEN'S!

by LockSmithyLeo June 11, 2017

rubenating

to rub one's lame ass on pixie sticks

Ruben was enjoying the pleasures of rubenating

by bigcheez February 19, 2014