the most fucking emo man EVER from underrated gay fantasy musical the art of pleasing princes written by mel hornyak and composed by elliot valentine lee
person 1: oh my god that guy is such a rowan astor!
person 2: ok bro. youre acoustic. stop referencing art of pleasing princes. BUT TRUE.
person 2: ok bro. youre acoustic. stop referencing art of pleasing princes. BUT TRUE.
by ambrosebassford November 9, 2023
Get the rowan astormug. Their rater drop dead Beautiful or down right handsome with nice ass titties or a massive horse cock and you can't argue with it.
"Damn dude..is that Rowan, she has some nice tits dude.. uhh I wanna squeeze them"
"Girl...did you see Rowan's dick print in them grey sweats"
"Girl...did you see Rowan's dick print in them grey sweats"
by Theanonymousrowan April 17, 2021
Get the Rowanmug. by efeiihjrjet December 17, 2018
Get the Rowan Branchmug. A 350 lb legendary 6'5 Viking BAMF warrior who is a successful trader who doesn't rugpull and destroy your your wallet
Rowan
Rowan: "you should buy this it's free money"
A: "it's already gone up so much are you sure?"
R: "Yeah trust"
A: "it went down 90% after I bought wtf"
R: "Trust the plan"
Rowan: "you should buy this it's free money"
A: "it's already gone up so much are you sure?"
R: "Yeah trust"
A: "it went down 90% after I bought wtf"
R: "Trust the plan"
by LankyLet July 22, 2025
Get the Rowanmug. one sexy ass non binary mf. So cool and sexy. They’re so smart and cool and Jean and Reiner would love them 😩😩😩
rowan is so fucking sexy!!
by rowanlee1 February 21, 2021
Get the rowanmug. A word from Irish origination, meaning "filthy, unwashed male genitals." This may also mean "man who conducts sexual intercourse with animals, particularly sheep."
by ComicallyLarge October 3, 2022
Get the Rowanmug. by urmomgaeeforme April 20, 2022
Get the rowanmug.