Chimpanzee Riding On a Segway

It's an amazingly genius creation by Parry Grip. It is popular for getting on people's nerves with it's repetetive chorus (which is basically the whole song.)

Person 1: #Chimpanzee riding on a segway....#

Person 2: OMFG turn that crap off now before my ears burn!!!!

Person 1: NEVER!!!! # Chimpanzee riding on a segway bam bam bam bam bam bam...#

by Meh Heh Heh July 9, 2010

dick riding

To kiss ass or be a groupie to someone

On the Boondocks, Thugnificent was dick riding Obama

lot

by j sparks August 1, 2015

Riding Hard

To drive a car at high speeds,aggressively usually in heavy traffic.

I was riding hard in the S63 AMG down the NJ turnpike yesterday.

by Da Mastor March 26, 2010

riding the bus

A synonym to being high. You can be extremely blazed, or not so much. "Riding the bus" is a good code sentence to talk about being high around people. Look up: "going to catch the bus" which means- to buy drugs.

Dude, I was riding the bus the other day and I thought I was flying!

by lalalandhaha June 28, 2010

riding dirty

To partake in the act of smuggling or trafficking narcotics

we wre riding dirty tryin to make some cash real quick

"they see me rolling, they hating, patroling and tryint to catch me ridin' dirty" in Ridin' by Chamillionaire

by sec_8 May 6, 2006

riding

The act of being on top of a horse whilst it's in movement.

I'm going to bring my pony in from the field and start riding him again.
I'm going riding, want to come?

by Camaroyal January 12, 2009

Armenian Ringding

The method of taking a shit, jizzing on top of it, then crafting it into a puck shape for later consumption.

My mom made a special Armenian Ringding recipe for the bake sale last weekend. THEY OWNED.

by AlimonyBob October 19, 2011