Max: "Yeah, me and my girl did that new position last night!"
Everyone else: "Ugh why does he always give the Max Report each chance he gets"
Everyone else: "Ugh why does he always give the Max Report each chance he gets"
by OZ Timebomb February 24, 2011
Get the Max Report mug.A person, preferably male who is generally tall in appearance. He is commonally known to have many eligable males/females waiting to jump into his pants, but is never satisfied with the tasty morsels that surround him. Not to be confussed with a playa.
guy 1: Yo dude, that tall guy really knows how to attract the bitches.
guy 2: yeah, i know, but hes being a complete reeko.
or
Guy 1: wowee, thoses fine ladies/boys are like bees to honey with that dude. But he's being so reeko about it.
guy 2: yeah, i know, but hes being a complete reeko.
or
Guy 1: wowee, thoses fine ladies/boys are like bees to honey with that dude. But he's being so reeko about it.
by jesminda February 4, 2010
Get the Reeko mug.A useless page full of numbers arranged by some software company in order to make themselves and the purchasers feel good, but which will deliver no meaningful or useful information for making any decision whatsoever. They usually have stale data and are full of bugs.
"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."
by IntlBizGuy November 15, 2009
Get the canned report mug.A sexual position consisting of the standard "doggy-style" position where the man from behind inserts penis into the vaginal canal. By surprise the man then tazes the female in the back thus clenching the vaginal barrel around the shaft of the penis.
Note: The there will most likely be a transfer of the electrical current into your body via the penile insertion.
Note: The there will most likely be a transfer of the electrical current into your body via the penile insertion.
So...I took this girl out for a nice fish dinner last night and then went back to her place and gave her "The Repo Man" until the batteries were depleted. Now I have a headache. "DamnIt Steven!"
by Donnatucci & Jade Supremacy March 28, 2010
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Get the d'reckon mug.Dead body reported is used when a player in the right now popular game Among us finds a dead body wich has been killed by the Impostor, its also used as a meme whenever someone gets roasted hard.
Person 1: Words can’t describe how ugly you are.
Person 2: Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Person 1: Aww thx!
Person 2: Numbers can, 3/10
DEAD BODY REPORTED
Person 2: Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Person 1: Aww thx!
Person 2: Numbers can, 3/10
DEAD BODY REPORTED
by The neighbor kid September 11, 2020
Get the Dead body reported mug.Stephen Colbert is a former correspondent for The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, and now has his own show, The Colbert Report, running at 11:30PM EST , Monday-Thursday,and reruns at 8:30PM EST, which runs on Comedy Central (and various other stations worldwide).
The show is a mock of shows suchs as The O'Reilly Factor and Scarburrough Country. Stephen acts Extreme Right wing and Conservative, but often uses it to poke fun at Republicans.
The Report is a big hit among young adults, averaging 1.5million viewers a night.
The show is a mock of shows suchs as The O'Reilly Factor and Scarburrough Country. Stephen acts Extreme Right wing and Conservative, but often uses it to poke fun at Republicans.
The Report is a big hit among young adults, averaging 1.5million viewers a night.
There isnt an example, just read the text above and watch The Colbert Report everynight! Along with The Daily Show!
by Mr. Johanssen August 8, 2006
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