The Thomas Ralph

The act of having intercourse with your partner, while wearing nothing but a blue Velcro watch.

“I’m feeling frisky tonight, can we try The Thomas Ralph?”

by Bigbattyslayer_xx March 17, 2022

Ralph

A fucking badass with a gigantic cock who is ready to whip it out at any given moment. He will take your hoe and fuck her right in front of you. Do not mess with Ralph or he’ll call the mandem on you. He’s a pro gamer and will not hesitate to crush you on Mario kart for the 3DS.

Damn Ralph has such a big dick

Yo I wanna be just like Ralph one day

by Suçkmyscrote October 21, 2020

Ralph

The annoying classmate that gets everyone one in trouble. He loves to make fun of and annoying girls who he likes. He's obsessed with basketball even though he's horrible at it. He and his friends think they are always innocent and their not.

"Man Ralph is the worst, but I love him!" said Ella

by mr.zanewhy October 29, 2018

Ralph Macchio

Easy caramel chocolate.. I wouldn’t want you to melt. Italian cutie. My man. OG FINE SHYT. Five-star meal. SO FINE. Him in Karate Kid. Him in all the movies. Like come to mama. Such a cutie patootie. I fell in love with him since I’m little.

Ralph Macchio the man you are. He’s such a cutie.

by ralphmacchioswife June 16, 2025

Ralph minge

A world class footballer alongside Pele and marradonna

I am watching Ralph minge play footie

by Childnumnum May 14, 2023

Ralph Peters

A physical and spiritual vomit of mixed bodily fluids and one's soul and humanity, usually occurring while paying lip service to or performing fellatio on a fascist or Nazi regime, often coinciding with cowardice.

Most people believed the commander was a good man until the Ralph Peters hit the floor.

by OneOfThoseSams June 10, 2013

Rocky Ralph

It's an alcoholic drink made with Rocky Road ice cream and Bailey's Irish Cream.

Ralph: "Hey, you thirsty? How 'bout a Rocky Ralph?"

Bryant: "Love one! Had a tough day."

Ralph: "I'm sorry. I know you love this."

Bryant: "Thanks. Better double up on the Bailey's; it was a really tough day!"

R+B slainte

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 9, 2010