Sauce Raccoon

A noun which is characterized by an obsession of eating a variety of different sauces. Despite the fact that a certain collection of sauces may not belong to the said "Sauce Raccoon", they will insist that they deserve to have all of the remaining sauce.

Sauce Raccoons also enjoy eating sauce completely on it's own, without anything else, and are capable of eating several litres a day of the most disgusting sauce imaginable.

i) "hey jew, is that some thai sauce on the side of your plate?"
"yeah it tastes great with these chicken nuggets"
"dont worry I'll take care of it for you"
"fuck off you Sauce Raccoon"

ii) "hey guys guess what!"
"what?"
"I just got three litres of hoisin sauce and two bottles full of cok sauce from that chinese market, Im going to eat it straight"
"typical"

Sauce Raccoon

by ThatWAnnaBeRUssian March 27, 2011

Gay Raccoon

This phrase is used to refer to someone that is incredibly ignorant about a subject they are arguing about. This person wants to start arguments despite not knowing anything about what they're talking about.

Johnny: Actually, most furries are NOT functioning members of society.
Some Dumbass: Yes they are dude! All the ones I've seen are really nice! You're just a hater.
Johnny: And you're a gay raccoon.

by Dipshit Danny May 22, 2018

panda raccoon

What a panda bear actually is because a panda isnt really a bear! Can be used to describe the perfect guy, especially if the guy is adorable like a panda!!

Kerrie: Look Leah! Panda Raccoon is walking over here!!
Leah: Omg! He is soo perfect and cute!!

by Panda Loverr January 12, 2009

The Royal Raccoon

The one, the only insane bastard of Japan. Irrational in all things and nearly unfathomable are all his sayings. He's addicted to sleeping and cake and sake'...ph33r him for he shall smote your American, heathen self!

The Royal Racccoon has frightened the pathetic Americans into submussion.

by American-Boy -.- September 3, 2003

Albino Raccoon Mask

When you fill a person's eye sockets (either your own or a partner) with cum, so that it looks like they have white rings around their eyes.

Dude, I busted a nut so hard that I shot my load into my own eyes. It looked like I had an albino raccoon mask.

by jimmy tard January 30, 2014

Chocolate Raccoon

When a girl rubs her eyes with her fists (like a raccoon) after she's had anal sex.

Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.

She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.

by Wil-doe July 22, 2014

cool raccoon

Deluded loser with terrible acne

Bob: hey, why is Petricia such a cool raccoon?

Tom: I don't know, she's probably Canadian

by JaruulVagina August 4, 2015