Punching a one armed clown in the nose

Masturbating violently, while going down on a menstrating women, then coming in her mouth while plugging her nose with your free hand.

Did you hear Mike was punching a one armed clown in the nose yesterday? Choked and puked at the same time.

by BigSchmuck November 11, 2020

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Fetus Punching

The act of punching some one so hard in the stomach, that they make a strange squealing noise before falling to the ground, writhing in pain.

Friend 1: I swear to God! If you even try to do that, I will Fetus Punch you so hard!
Friend 2: HAHAHHAhAHHAHAHA(Tries to rape his friend.)
(Friend 1 punches his friend in the fetus.)
Friend 2: SQUAAALLLLLGLGLGHHHHHH!!!!!
(Friend 2 falls to the ground in pain.)
Friend 2: FETUS PUNCHING IS NOT COOL MAN!!!

by Spoony McSpooner! November 21, 2009

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National dick punching day

On April 11th is National dick punching day aimed at any boy you try’s to touch my ass

Come one come all

Watch out addie;)

damnn bro watch out it’s national dick punching day

by babyboyyy<3 April 10, 2019

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punching the midget

the act of masturbation in an extreme form

the other night i was hanging at my crib and had my ho punch the midget

by jimi December 5, 2004

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Tongue punching the fart box

Slur used against someone who uses their tongue to clean out the anal cavity of those in charge, just so they can gain power and responsibility. Can be secretly represented by going "blah! blah! blah!" while forcefully flicking out the tongue while the given person is near. Someone who really loves to kiss ass and suck ass as well.

Dude, that guy used to be so cool, but ever since he started toungue punching sergeants fart box he's a total fucking dickhead. He's fallen in love with tongue punching the fart box man..

by Pissed Off White Nuk June 24, 2014

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