Professional Friend Hopper

Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.

"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.

by RealistaHermana August 4, 2018

Professional Sad Kids

The cool, dedicated people that call themselves fans of JC Stewart. Consists of people from all over the world with a lot of memes and dad jokes.

Professional Sad Kids are the coolest people ever

by loesj February 17, 2021

Professional Bed Tester

An individual who hooks up with random strangers frequently and stays the night in their bed.

I didn't realize Jessica was a professional bed tester till she told me her body count.

by Cpt. Chlamydia March 28, 2023

fluid power professional

A person who receives in a bukkake and is later compensated for there services

We should hire that fluid power professional we had at the last bukkake

by Dairydaddy June 18, 2022

Professional Trust Falling

The act of a friend becoming a professional at catching you when you randomly scream out, "TRUST FALL"

Wow, Jared J is like seriously a professional trust falling expert. he always catches me.

by Da kingda ka July 16, 2011

professional table chef

(n.) the person you are embarrassed to go to a restaurant with because they ALWAYS send their plate back multiple times in order to get (1) a new, hot plate of food (2) free meals, desserts, coupons for future visits, etc. (3) an apology from the manager (4) put on the restaurant's 'do not serve' list

Yeah, we went downtown to that new place and she ordered a cheeseburger...she ate half and then said it wasn't cooked well enough...then when they brought a whole new one she decided she wanted cheddar and not provolone...THEN they brought that and she said the first one was better and she wouldn't pay for it...the manager came out and gave her a coupon for a free entree, apologized, and said her meal would be on the house. I can't stand professional table chefs! Go home and cook!

by leclassique November 10, 2010

Urban Dictionary Professional

Responsible for the maintenance, upkeep, and expansion of the Urban Dictionary website. The process to become a UDP includes a set of rigorous coursework that culminates in a UDP certification.

Job Counselor: Have you thought of getting a UDPC and becoming an Urban Dictionary Professional?

by someonefromearth January 10, 2010