Ejacularum Prematurae

Little known 'spell' from the Harry Potter universe used by Professor Dumbledore to amuse himself.

Dumbledore: Why Severus, what is the trouble?

Snape: Headmaster, I am again having unclean thoughts regarding the student Hermione.

Dumbledore (shouting and pointing his wand): EJACULARUM PREMATURAE!

Snape: Oh. Great. Thanks.

Dumbledore: Severus, there are some kleenex in the washroom.

by To M Paine October 28, 2009

premature elaughulation

To laugh before the punchline.

Willy has a nasty case of premature elaughulation, I can't even finish my joke.

by Brawny7878 January 29, 2008

Premature Communication

To accidently press the send button and, send a text message in mid-sentence.

Person 1: Hey let's get toget........SEND.........SHIIIIIIIIIT!
Person 2: Uhhhh...Got ur text....WTF?
Person 1: Sorry got a case of the Premature Communications!

by DianaR June 15, 2009

premature clapulation

Applauding before a performance is finished. This refers to situations where some or all of the audience think that the performance is over, NOT because they think its superlative quality merits mid-performance applause.

Everyone applauded because they thought or hoped the song was over, but there was one more tedious verse. Terri whispered to me, "Whoops! Premature clapulation."

by vonTrips August 21, 2009

Premature Textjaculation

Sending a text before typing anything into the message due to distraction, excitement, dangerous texting speeds, or a faulty phone.

"My boyfriend has premature textjaculation"
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."

by Roflcopter321 April 17, 2010

Premature Acceleration

The act of mashing the gas pedal as soon as you see the left turn arrow turn green in your periferal vision, even though you are in the straight lane, causing a moment of embarassment as no fewer than 8 people think less of you as a man

little timmy started to make his left turn, when a man almost ran into him head on after a premature acceleration

by conbon575 June 22, 2010

premature e-mailulation

The act of sending an e-mail accidently while still in the middle of typing it

Sorry about that half e-mail I sent, I was guilty of premature e-mailulation

by Fungle mcDung August 16, 2010