potty clickin'

When you have to excuse yourself from present company in order to escape to the bathroom in order to answer a text message.

Joe: Why are you typing so slowly? Are you potty clickin'?

Jill: Yeah, I'm having dinner with my folks and I heard the text come in so off i went to the john to return the message!

by jhbugsy September 11, 2010

Parent-Child Potty Overshare

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.

so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!

by keepin' it to yourself June 18, 2011

Potty Roulette

A Game; When there is hardly any toilet paper left on the roll, but you refuse to change it ever time you go to the bathroom. Therefore in the end someone is left without enough butt tissue to do the job

Brad:"Oh man I feel sorry for the guy who loses that game of potty roulette"
Tim: "Ya last time I lost I had some bitchen skid marks" ahaha

by Kinky Slinky pinky July 1, 2011

Pottie

It is a teacher that can be nice,but can be a real doos,and the day she is a doos,it is very bad.

Fuck that teacher she is a rel Pottie today

by Chupapo Chupapi Munanyo June 1, 2021

Potty

1. A word used by small children to refer to a toilet

2. A word that when uttered by an adult, particularly a woman, serves as a telltale sign that you've had kids for way too long. You deserve a break.

Mom: Excuse my for a second everybody, I have to go use the potty!

Me: Most of us are over 18 you know...

by Radar2105 December 4, 2020

noob potty

in halo reach, the teleporters that take you to a location on the map that expirienced players will be watching and waiting for a noob to teleport to, ending in a quick easy kill or bieng dumped on, hence the name noob potty

They are spawning at blue base, so they will most likely use the noob potty.

by birminham November 9, 2012

potty parlor

Restroom

Pardon me, ma’am, do you have a potty parlor.

by Tmaws August 18, 2023