Port Alberni

a website dedicated to the hillbillies in Port Alberni (see Urban Dictionary definition) so they can spew strings of words about nothing relevant from their empty skulls to the interwebs.
I went to www.alberni.ca to see what Port alberni is all about, and I'm just stopping for some gas and some pep'n'cheese sticks on my way to Tofino. Or else I catch whatever disease these throwbacks have that gave them the brain damage to spew this waste of serverspace on the internet.
by jillty May 08, 2009
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Port Aransas

An extremely small town full of rednecks and rich people.

A place where all of the kids go to get fucked up, even when there is nothing to do there.

A place full of street rats, whores, and douchebags.

3/10 people you meet there are the okay ones.
guy 1: hey wanna go somewhere?

guy 2: yeah sure. let's go to port aransas and trash their town.
by allofthecoolkids.com March 10, 2011
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port life

a bunch of little high school kids pretending to be thugs and gangtas and shit. "Hustle to eat" ...yeah, you hustle to get to the dinner table to eat when you mom calls you.
by 2 September 09, 2003
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port angeles

Port angeles, often referred to as PA, is a disgusting white trash town full of hicks, potheads, and tweakers. All those kids who hang out by the arcade have all been to juvi or rehab at least twice and are always on drugs.
Hey, wanna go to port angeles?
Ew, no way.
by yousuck123ugh April 11, 2011
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oLD Port

small cigars (colts) with a sweet tip..the flavor is rum wine ..
MaN i HaD A SweeT oLD Port ThA OthA DaY
by The Reefer Man April 28, 2005
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Port Lincoln

1. A town located in the Eyre Peninsular of South Australia.
2. A "hole"
1. "Have you ever been to Port Lincoln? I hear the beach is nice in Summer."
2. "Wow man, I live in Port Lincoln." "A hole?" "Yeah man."
by ShiroChan February 21, 2011
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ports hell

Coolest nigga on Xbox only nigga cooler is sigorets but he has the biggest ego on xbox
Dam ports hell has a big pp
by A nigga with no hands July 19, 2021
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