cooter poof 

Expelling gas through a loose vagina sounding similar to blowing out a candle or a soft "poof".

After sex she sighed with satisfaction and let out a soft cooter poof.

cooter poof by Michael Lynn Enck December 15, 2016

lil poof poof 

Going out to smoke a little bit of devils lettuce.

Roberto: Wanna go for a lil poof poof?
Cheistian: Of course!

lil poof poof by cheistian10_o January 19, 2018

foof poof

A nicer way to say Cunt Punt.

I foof poof’d her so hard she quief’d cunt nuggets.

foof poof by WelshDan October 2, 2018

Powdered poof

The act of inserting copious amounts of cocaine into the rectum of your partner then proceeding to have them fart it out into your face.

Me and my girlfriend Maggie did the powdered poof last night. Ended up looking like a 18th century monarch

Powdered poof by YungDiqCheez February 17, 2020

Boof poof

When you put nitrous in your asshole and then poof

Yo last night night I was so high I shoved a whip it up my ass and I boof poofed. Also I boof poofed your mom.

Boof poof by Mike Huntisjew April 11, 2021

cha cha poof 

my favorite object to stick inside me

Oh yeah I bought a cha cha poof yesterday

cha cha poof by Ramzi Daki March 8, 2021

Het-a-poof 

Heterosexual male equivalent to fag-bangle. IE. A straight man who hangs out with gays and provides 'het-help', like opening jars, chopping wood, or lighting barbecues.

"Dude is Joe a faggot now? He's been around those Ket-a-poofs a hell of a lot"

"Nah man he's just their Het-a-poof"

"Fuck that's gay"

Het-a-poof by James St. Jones July 27, 2007