Porcelain Hot

If you'd eat her ass if it was clean,
if you'd eat her ass if it was nasty,
if you'd eat her ass if it was covered in shit,
if you'd eat the literal shit out of her ass,
if you'd live to be her personal toilet, meeting her every lavatorial demand,

then, and only then, is a girl porcelain hot.

Damn, Kyleen is porcelain hot.

by SantaMOD December 4, 2017

Procell

The best last name a person could ever have!! If you have the last name Procell then you are absolutely fearless. You could wrestle alligators and not even worry about what’s gonna happen!!! If you have the last name Procell then you’re the best of them all.

Mr. Procell is literally the best person I have ever met in my entire life

by Jason tinterika April 4, 2018

PooClan

Poo Clan has a history starting off in 2019
The OG members are Joseph And Charlie

Live Long Poo Clan

OMG! Joseph just made a PooClan

by josephcunningham1234 October 16, 2020

University of Porcelain

An informal institution of higher learning - the lavatory - where the student reads volumes of educational, usually high brow, materials while taking a dump, or just enjoying the privacy.

While I earned my degree several years ago, I often take continuing education courses at the University of Porcelain.

by Bard O' the Bidet January 26, 2010

making a deposit in the porcelain bank

basically taking a poo

i'm making a deposit in the porcelain bank

by thecreepyjanitor1012 April 10, 2017

porcelain prince

A man who is willing to perform oral sex while the receiving person is sitting on the toilet dropping a duece (aka - pooping)

Jon gave me oral sex while I was pooping. He is a porcelain prince.

by Steve Trickel April 24, 2008

porcelain room

"bathroom", loo -room to excrete/evacuate in private in

i had to ask where the porcelain room was

by michael foolsley December 26, 2009