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Podestrian

A word to define a prick wielding an Ipod. Often worn by those bastard taxdodging student who probably get them for free. Often showing off free gadgets to the poor work foce who actually have to buy theirs themselves.
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Cheg, let's drive into town and run down some bitch ass tax dodging podestrian's
by esworb October 1, 2005
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Podestrian

A hopeless/hapless iPod fanboy who can't get over the fact that there are dozens of better mp3 players out there that cost half the price and have superior features and options.
Podestrian:I bought an iPod and therefore I'm better than you
Me:Right.....
*rolls his eyes
Podestrian:What was that about
Me:oh...nothing...
Podestrian:But iPods are so dang cool, and I can store 5000 songs
Me:oh, but my Zen can kick the crap out of your ipod and can store 10,000 songs for half the price
Podestrian:yeah...but...but...but...my iPod looks sexy!
Me:yeah...whatever
by m4l1c10u5 December 18, 2005
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Poeskont

An Afrikaans word fusing puss and cunt POES=Pussy Kont=cunt.
Usually directed to somebody as an insult.
You're a useless poeskont
by Malibran October 4, 2009
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Podestrian

Someone who would rather pay twice the price of a normal mp3 player of the same capacity blind to the fact that services like itunes harm the music industry.
'It's funny listening to those podestrians ramble on when they could have just got a creative for half the price'
by Hair LeMair January 23, 2005
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Pines Charter

This school located in Pembroke Pines, Florida, is an amazing place to send your kids, as seen from the definition above. Not only do we have the widest variety of drugs, but we also have the best variety of child prostitutes! We also have unnecessary drama and an unnecessary drama teacher in the Academic Village Middle campus. But wait, there's more. Do you hate manners? Then send your kids here because they are sure to forget all of them. Sure, the football team is horrible but at least we aren't Marjory Stoneman Douglas Highschool. Send your kids here and watch them grow up to be the best people in all of Florida.
Girl: I heard Florida is wack
Guy: I heard that Pines Charter is worse
Girl: Damn
by What's A Jacket Slut October 8, 2019
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Phonestalker

A person who constantly, or frequently calls a person without said person's consent, much to the person's dismay. This could be due to the fact that gas prices are going up, that the person is scared to follow you, that the person MUST use all their minutes so they don't expire, or that your voice on the phone just turns 'em on.
"Phonestalker."
"I'M NOT A PHONESTALKER! I ran out of minutes anyway..."
"I'm saved!"
by Up4Ownage February 5, 2009
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Penesaurs

The Spanish Long Neck Dinosaur With A PENIS Head And Balls On Neck
In my Dinosaur book i saw a Penesaurs Fucking A Punanisaurus.
by Vicente AKA Cheetos March 30, 2009
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