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Pokerfuck

Poker players who win with bullshit hands, despite your all-in on pocket aces or any other really good poker hand.
When you get beaten by that guy who called your all-in pocket aces with a pair of sevens, then he makes three of a kind on the river. That guy is a bona-fide pokerfuck.
by Damitdan October 28, 2006
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playing poker

Euphamism for a circle jerk used as a cover by geeks who are bored with jacking off alone and start jacking each other off.
Chad: Whatcha up to tonight?
Peter: Just hangin with the boys and playing poker.
by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006
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poper

a large person around 15 to 16 years of age, who has abnormally large breasts, a loud, annoying half laugh, and who is very intelligent in the mathmatical field. This person may tend to smell like pubs, or even pop into a discussion without an invite.
Poper sits alone in the cafeteria.
by HSMloverr January 15, 2009
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poner

Erin: That guys so hot
Olivia: He just gave me a PONER
Harley: Major poner
by Jesus Christ SAN December 4, 2009
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Poker bum

An intense feeling of pain in the anus which is experienced randomly and causes the victim to act in a strange fashion as if they have just been poked with a sharp stick or 'poker'.
"arrrrrggghhhh f*** i've got poker bum!"
by flannelex January 1, 2010
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poder

a retarded person that must wear a helmet to function
hey look, it's the poder bus!
by Rachel Manwhore September 1, 2008
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Poker

The act of sticking fingers up a girls virgina. Also, a very popular card game.

www.danspoker.com
I signed up for poker through www.danspoker.com whilst poking my girlfriend.
by Anonymous213 September 25, 2011
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