Cabbage patch bitch

A typically dishonest person that is fake/made of plastic (in a figurative sense).

That lying cunt Chelsy is a cabbage patch bitch.

by The grapist December 22, 2016

Sarasota Briar Patch

An old woman's thicket of pubic hairs.

I don't mind a little old tang now and then, but I can do without the Sarasota Briar Patch.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Patchway

a small village type place in Bristol, by Cribbs Causeway. Patchway is full of mostly poor people chavs and old people. which are all the same thing. most of the inhabitants of Patchway will live and die there, most being born in southmeed hospital, going to Patchway comunity Collage (was Patchway High), getting pregnent/someone pregnent, getting a council house in Patchway, then after having a family of gobbie shites, will die in Patchway. Patchway has everything to cater to the needs of its populus, 3 places to drink, a spar shop, a fire station, a chemists, a doctors, a council housing office, a postoffice (the que's on benifits day are amasing! and also a very large Asda when half the village can get a job.

the number 75 bus can be caught to Patchway.

by missvelika July 13, 2006

Planchon

Adj ; To be fat, obese, flabby, annoying. Also to be very addicted to diet coke.

Man, that teacher seems so planchon. I hope I never have her.

Boy, she drinks alot of coke. She must be so planchon. I bet Diet Coke makes up 50% of her bodily fluids.

by captaincrank24 June 22, 2009

annie patch

this refers to a red heads pubic region. its origin is from little orphan Annie, who was a red head.

i bet that bitch has an Annie Patch.

ur not a natural blonde, u little Annie Patch.

by Brianna Rivera January 21, 2009

patch

Female frontal pubic hair area trimmed into the shape of a rectangle.

"That chick's patch is all dialed in."

by Steve Austin April 25, 2003

whore patch

a.k.a. whore's patch. a tattoo on the small of a womans back right above her ass.

krystal's whore patch sure makes a good bullseye when she forgets to take her pill and i have to pull out.

by k slay July 13, 2006