persian

1.cocky sons of a bitches
2.rich only because of their relatives
3.think they are superior to every other race with their mythical "aryan" race (mythical, like a unicorn)
4.crash their "superior" cars with their "superior" driving skills
5.drives worse than hispanics,asians,whites,blacks,etc.
6.HUGE ASS NOSE that is like the Jew Nose(because air is free)
7.most are metrosexual or homosexual
8.like to fascinate about themselves (read the previous definitions and tell me i'm wrong)P.S.No,you Persians cannot respond.

1.Achmed the Persian got stuck at a door due to his GIGANTIC nose.

2.Mohammed Haluknamud Jihad the Persian crashed his camel due to streetracing with his "superior" driving skills.

by AllahSpeaks the Truth November 4, 2006

persian men

Most of them are attractive and intelligent. Also very charming. After a short time you find out they are big Mama's boys and control freaks, searching for their mama's in other women. They have big egos to compensate their insecurities and low self esteem. In few words : the inside is not so beautiful as they outside.

Her friend : "Look at Dareh, he walks like he's the chosen one.

Her : that's more illusion than reality. He is pissed , because I didn't like his favourite dish his mama served.

Her friend : he has a big ego.

Her : he is compensating his low self esteem. Persian men are mama's boys.

by Carla89 January 14, 2018

persian heat tent

While your lover is giving you fellatio or cunnilingus; surprise them with a fart; make sure they fully enjoy the experience by pulling the sheets over your heads creating a persian heat tent.

Being the jokester i am, one day my ex was doing some of her best work when i decieded to surprise her so i pulled the sheets over her head. having said that story persian royals where amongst the first cultures to indulge themselvs in steam rooms which were extremly stank. thus a persian heat tent

by Donnie Leonard April 16, 2008

Persian Pyramid

6 guys and 6 girls lie down on the ground head to toe thats guy girl guy girl thats the first layer of the pyramid then the next layer of people comes in.

Me and my wife invited some friends over to do the persian pyramid.

by therealdeal3333333 November 8, 2010

persian cinnamon roll

When in the act of having sex the male pulls out, ejaculates on to the females face then throws a hand full of sand at her face.

It was so awesome, last night I gave my now ex-girlfriend a persian cinnamon roll.

by Sapphire Gecko January 1, 2012

Perrin O'Sullivan

Perrin's are fabulous people. they are awesome, cool and crazy. they have a great heart but can be a bit annoying.

Hey Look its Perrin O'Sullivan. She is cool but sometimes she gets on my nerves

by hahahahahhehehehehhohohohoho July 23, 2010

Persian Parking Spot

A vacant parking spot that is among the closest to the entrance of a destination location.

This parking lot is full, but I hope I can find a Persian Parking spot.

by PrinceOfYogurt October 30, 2011