Murphy's Law of first period

If you haven't done homework for a class, you will have it first period without fail

Guy 1: Ah fuck dude, English first... of course I didn't write my essay.
Guy 2: Well yeah dude, murphy's law of first period

by dangdaddddddyyyy November 9, 2016

period

The worst time of the month for women. I suggest not holding your girlfriend's hand, cuddling, or getting mooshy with her... she WILL bitch. xO

Guy: i love you, baby.

Girl: LEAVE ME ALONE!
.............
Guy: you look so beautiful today, honey.

Girl: FUCK YOU!

Friend: dont go near her... she has her period...

by Michellemichelle March 8, 2009

Period Sex

The act of having any form of sex with a female while she is on her period.

"Dude, me and Stephanie had period sex last night, what a mess"

by KonnerWOO June 10, 2008

Periodic Interval Investment

An understandable term to replace "dollar cost averaging" in the investment world. It actually defines what is going on - you are investing money at predetermined intervals. Dollar cost averaging means ...............what?

Jan's retirement advisor suggested she do a periodic interval investment as a smart, easy way to put aside money in her IRA.

by wcraigiii October 26, 2009

Percolator Pants

When you have the shits...and your intestines actually sound like a percolator.

That Taco Bell gave me percolator pants.

by Anonymousara March 21, 2011

Percyomadridista

A self-righteous Urban Dictionary author that thinks his/ her shit does not stink. This fucktard places meaningless bullshit on this forum and expects me to approve his shitty suggestions about how Americans should be defined. He/ she claims to be worldly and cultured and passes judgement on todays youth and their shortcomings. Here is an idea you fucking cum junky....go get a fucking job and get the fuck off of UD...oh and tell your mother to stop licking my taint and gargling my swingin tater sack....bitch

Percyomadridista is another word for a middle aged man-hooker with one testicle, an inverted penis and a butthole full of now & laters

by Fartbucket O'Malley January 14, 2011

Perico Flashback

1) used as an allegory to describe the Miami and New York City cocaine culture circa 1975-1987.
2)An enlightning remembrance which brings back good memories and has been long forgotten until that moment.
3) A momentary lapse of memory.
4)An imaginary trip into ones mind in which the person reverts to Miami or New York City circa 1975-1987
5)An avid cocaine user or an EX-avid cocaine user.
(may also be one who resembles a cocaine user)
6)hallucinagenic trip caused by copious cocaine consumption.

1) I Remember that back in the Perico Flashback days, I was the man in Miami.
2) Juanito:Hey, Cuco do you remember that one weekend we took those girls to Fontainebleu?
Cuco: Oh damn, I had forgotten about that! I just had a perico flashback!
3)Damn, I forgot to clean the cat litter before we left on vacation. I must have had a perico flashback.
4)when I heard Born to be alive by Patrick Hernandez I had a Perico Flashback.
5)The guy who fixes my air condition is a perico flashback.

6)Cindy snorted so much cocaine she was perico flashbacking.

note* the verb tense form of the word is perico flashbacking and could substituted where the verb form is necessary.

by afh33 January 25, 2011